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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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God, I'm bored
I'm on a study day, which I'm grateful for as I do need the chance to train, but that study day means I'm sat in front of my home PC trying to assimilate pages and pages of bland information.

When have you been at your most bored, or your most excited?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:14, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Reading your post.
Guess which one.

Edit - God I'm turning into chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)
it's all over for you now
might as well give it all up - there's no stopping once you've started
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Most excited in recent memory was walking into glastonbury from the car park last year.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I never get that excited

I'm dead inside.

Most bored - ending up watching another episode of Top Gear as there is nothing on and I can't be arsed to do anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)
You only have to start worrying
when you're so bored you watch "Flash Forward"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Too late!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
There's only so many times somebody can say in a dramatic way;
"There's going to be....ANOTHER BLACKOUT"

who.gives.a.shit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

me a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Me too
A little bit only.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Is it me...or is there more advert breaks than normal in FF?
it does my nut in more than the turgid dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I don´t watch TV
I download or rent. No ads for me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:49, Reply)
I try not to get excited because things usually go tits up when I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I will be extremely excited at the thought of loads of sexy B3tans in my home soon.
I may need to be locked in my room for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
With who though?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
There will be a raffle for that to be decided.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Is it the winner or the loser who goes with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I lose most things
That's what I'm worried about.

Add that to the fact I've already been told I'll be serving drinks in a pinny, and I'm starting to get very nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Don't worry.
There will be an age limit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Short straw?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I hope not ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
it's not the size of the boat, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Is it the motion of the ocean?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
it's the strength and speed

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Is it the size of the port?
Because I don't want to dock in Cherbourg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
you want to dock in dunstable
but it's too dry
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
most excited was just before meeting b3tans
most bored was shortly after TGB started talking.

I'm actually in a state of perpetual excitement at the moment is I have big plans for when I'm on holiday in a week and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
yeah yeah
we know
you're gonna put it in her pooper
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
then wipe it on the curtains

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Good job they are brown cordoroy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
like my trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
My mates dad has two brown cordoroy suits
not sure if this is a good or bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
good in my view
I am actually wearing brown corduroy flares.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
did you trip and fall into the 60's this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
it was the 70s
and it happens every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
trippy dood

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
tell me about it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Are your flares legs made of volcanoes?
oh my god I'm hysterical with laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
3 martini lunch again

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I think you must be right

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Picture it!
Like putting your legs down the volcano holes and then the mountainy bits being your brown cord flares!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)
5 martini lunch
5 martini Tenants Super lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I'm sober dude!
Oh, he'd need brown cord shorts too
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)
got some
although they are really faded, so not so brown any more.

my trousers aren't quite that flared.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)
You should get some volcano flares man

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
naa
I go for ones that are too long, so the flared bit is all baggy on top of my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Volcanoes are pretty long

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)
that's why they call me the volcano
well, that and because only seismologists know when I'm about to erupt
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)
jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I don't understand

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
And I cannot explain it!
I've just burst out laughing again all over the office!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)
LOL!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Wait until the end of the holiday,
my housemate made that mistake, she said no and he had to spend another week with her where all she wanted to do was talk about it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)
christ

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Yeah, I can't imagine it was good fun.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
If the opportunity were to ever arise, I'd like to be asked, to be surprised.
And not talked to about it.
None of my friends have had that, it's all been "we talked about it and decided we wanted to get married" or they got knocked up and had a shot gun wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Ooooh, I though he was talking about anal as per Kristine's post
this now makes much more sense. Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I can imagine that would've been confusing for you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Yeah, ignore the post further down about talking and wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I did think that a little odd
but not all that surprising, even talking about proposals
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Unless one led to the other...
"Well, he asked, and I must have looked really disgusted, because in the awkward silence that followed, he panicked and asked me to marry him...I just wish I hadn't been stark naked and on all fours at the time."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is Vipros we're talking about.
She won't say no.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)
There's always the possibility, you can't assume they're going to say yes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
hmmm
it's an interesting point

I'm certain she won't say no, given that our enormous joint mortgage is more of a commitment, but timing is worth considering.

I was thinking I'd do it near the beginning, then I could reap the benefits for the rest of the holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I thought this about our mortagage
turns out that this is not the way girls look at things. Do it early in the holiday, almost everyone I know taht has got engaged has argued with their girlfriend before hand as they as uptight and twitchy so just do it and reap the rewards!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I know my gf does look at it like that fortunately
the worst part of this whole thing is that I have yet to phone her old man and do the shit traditional bit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Well, good luck

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)
thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
You've misspelled 'rape' there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)
apologies

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Could he jack off to her talking about it?
Or was it not that kind of talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Sounds exciting
probably means you won't have funds for this.

Sorry, need to share with someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I bet that sounds great

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)
The guy I was talking about yesterday, that fixed the vox
has an imitation one (I found out today) but it was lovely to play and sound.
The genuine ones go for £30k, £10500 is a steal.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)
WANT
Are you...buying that?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Hahaha,
no.
Looking to spend about £200 on a guitar on ebay in the next week, and I have had to really consider whether I can justify that.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
what are you considering?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
All of this talk has given me an idea.
Meet at the top of the board when I've found out how to post pictures on here.


I'll probably be quite a while to be honest.
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)
When I finally decided to come and live in England
I was so excited about living in a foreign country I couldn't sleep.

Looking at it with some perspective after 5 years, I don't understand it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

excited about living in a foreign country uncomfortable, mainly as I'd stowed away in a potato lorry, that
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Hahaha
I think that would have been better than my Ryanair flight.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:50, Reply)

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