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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I love, in no particular order
singing, snogging, wine, crisps, bread, my cat, Liverpool, my family, my boyfriend, my friends, floating, cheese, the smell of babies, the smell of laundry, being spanked, chutney, old hymns, polka-dots, Jim Beam, my flat, music, laughing, harmonising, the 80s, piggybacks, green (for things and walls) red, white & black (for clothes), stripes, Action Man lines, Patsy Cline, boys in bands, the river, Louise Brooks, Marilyn Monroe, Gene Kelly.

I did a list like this a while back and can't find it.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:31, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I never get that baby thing

Either they smell of talcum powder, in case you like the smell of talcum powder, or you like the smell of baby poo.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)
No, it's their scalps.
It's relaxing.
I fall asleep when I hold babies. Good job I'm not likely to be responsible for any for too long.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I like the smell of babies.
Don't know why.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

"Oh my god? What happened to the baby?!"
"Roota was holding her at the top of the stairs and then I don't know what happened!"
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
*narcolepsies*

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
why doesn't it surprise me that you like being spanked?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Because I put it on my last list a while back?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I don't remember reading that

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)
I can't find it but I know it was in there

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
you just look the type ;-)

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I'll take that as a compliment

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)
my last couple of gfs have quite liked it occasionally

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)
What about Mrs V?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)
she was included in that
only occasionally mind. there's quite an art to it I've discovered. need to achieve the right sound without actually essentially punching them in the arse
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Indeed!
She's going to accept ;)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
:-D
I need to get phoning her fucking dad out of the way
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
"Listen Geoff, it's like this..."

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I read that as 'I need to get fucking her dad out of the way'
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)
You've got it on the brain lad

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I read your post as
"I need to get her fucking dad out of the way"

and was going to reply, "steady on, there's no need to get violent"

more importantly though, I feel like I've just lost a bit of food in my beard...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Mr Twit!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)
:-/

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)
And don't forgot being bitten.
Yay for B3ta bite me club.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
only on the shoulders and chest

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Neck, shoulders and bum.

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)
head, shoulders, knees and toes

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)
(knees and toes)
actually, if someone tried to bite my toes I'd probably end up kicking them in the face really hard. v. ticklish
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)
I hate people touching my feet
I'm not ticklish, I just hate it. I hate my feet though, so maybe I subconsciously just feel they don't deserve the love.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)
LOVE having my feet done
When I was a babysitter in my teens I used to make the kids squash my heels for sweets.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)
You is a peedo! Torches! Forks! Angry Mob!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Haha I forgot to put nibbling in!
May I retain my membership if I do an edit?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
You may as I didn't add it to mine.
I was being shy.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Haha. Shy!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I love how you just throw 'being spanked'
in an otherwise harmless list.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)
See above ;)

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
also
I love Action Man lines (if it's what I think it is), I've never heard that expression before, but it's full of win
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Those lines that point diagonally down the pelvis?
Like where Action Man's legs are attached (ish)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
mmmmmmm

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It's 'lines of coke so huge you feel like you're made of plastic and your genitals vanish', isn't it?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)
it is for you, you big naughty

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)
ha

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)
sounds like a pretty awesome list to me.
pretty similar to mine actually.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Yay!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)
green walls?
pervert
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Tigga whut?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)
green (for things and walls)
Weirdo. Yes, you.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

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