I thought it was too quiet
as if a million voices cried out and were put on ignore.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

As quiet
as the skies over Heathrow.

I'm loving the lack of contrails in the sky just now. But only because I'm not flying anywhere for a couple of weeks yet.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

It's the end of the world, I tell ya.
It's not even 2012 yet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I thought 1999 was the end?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Only for Prince.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

if only

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

No, that didn't happen
Apparently Nostradamus had a mind burp and got it wrong.

Looks like we'll be travelling by horseless carriage for a while though, until the air clears. Maybe they could chuck a big bomb into the volcano and seal it up, like the sort of thing Doctor Who would do.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Stupid cunt had me terrified right through secondary school

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Ach
you should have just partied like it was 1999 anyway.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I did
I did the running man AND the ankle-grabby thrusty one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'm not sure what you mean
by the "ankle-grabby thrusty one", but I'm making up my own visualisations...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You grab your ankle,
hold it behind you, then hop, thrust and turn all at once.
Repeatedly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Oh, I see!
I had imagined you bending over, holding your ankles.

And then I misunderstood the thrusting bit... ;-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Filth!
The dancing dodo does it for a nanosecond in that advert.
My dad saw fit to ring and inform me thus: "Dat dodo does your dance!"
It made me smile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Can't say I've seen the ad
but I have now revised my imagination.

I preferred the filthy version though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You look like a photo-sensitive epileptic playing with superglue at a rave.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Hahahah!
Although don't mention photosensitive. The sun gave me facelumps because I forgot sunblock on Friday.
Nothing is going my way right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Or, apparently
a dancing dodo!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I remember this.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I did the running man at a wedding this weekend
I resisted the other one though as I think I would have overbalanced.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It's surprisingly easy to keep your balance
Even when drunk.
It's a special move.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

for special people...

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

There's a yoga move like that called King of the Dance
I tried to do it this morning and fell over. My Wii Instructor told me off for giving up. He's a cock though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I live in South West London under the flight path
and I absolutely love it, no waking up at 5 when they start landing and lovely quiet sunny afternoons in the park.
This hardly makes up for the people whose travel plans have been ruined or the companies losing millions, but for me, it's excellent.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You appear to be typing in Glaswegian today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Are you accusing me of being drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

He's no bothered, Monteh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

The wee scunner...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

So he is,
by the way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

That's not Glaswegian
I can understand it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

*headbutts*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)