I see I haven't missed much this weekend apart from a load of whining.
MTFU the lot of you.

Now down to business. Who's missed me the most?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:41, 161 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I bet it's Roota.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Not you then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I missed you a bit, but probably not as much as Roota.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Well you're not trying hard enough.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:54, Reply)

You know how when you stub your toe and it's fucking agony but then it becomes bearable then it goes away but you don't really notice it's not hurting any more then you go like 'Hey, my toe stopped hurting!'?
Kinda like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Ok! as long as it hurts a little now and then.
I don't want people not suffering while I'm away. It would devastate me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I think my toenail is going to fall off.
*no longer entirely sure where this metaphor's going*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Me neither but 10/10 for trying.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Also, good edit.
I told daughter she's not allowed to say 'your' on Facebook - she must say 'you are' unless she's talking about someone's possession. It hasn't worked :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I do try my best.
Please tell Monty.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

As long as you try, that's the main thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I've been too busy
to participate in this weekend's whinefest.

Morning all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Yes yes whatever.
But have you missed me?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

But of course.
It was only because I was so busy that I wasn't on here complaining that you weren't around.

/sycophant
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I thought so.
You have to realise that I can't be everywhere at once. You'll need to get used to not having me around. Be brave.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)

*takes brave pill*
*MsTFU a bit*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I don't do weekend internet as I like to go out IRL

particularly when teh weather is as nice as it was this weekend.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

You were away?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Not for long though.
I get my internet back this week.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Oh, I've got internet at home now,
no one is safe.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

/bunkers down

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Of course I've missed you the most!
I bet no-one else even threw anything, and what with my wonky eyes etc.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I thought it was too quiet
as if a million voices cried out and were put on ignore.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

As quiet
as the skies over Heathrow.

I'm loving the lack of contrails in the sky just now. But only because I'm not flying anywhere for a couple of weeks yet.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

It's the end of the world, I tell ya.
It's not even 2012 yet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I thought 1999 was the end?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Only for Prince.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

if only

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

No, that didn't happen
Apparently Nostradamus had a mind burp and got it wrong.

Looks like we'll be travelling by horseless carriage for a while though, until the air clears. Maybe they could chuck a big bomb into the volcano and seal it up, like the sort of thing Doctor Who would do.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Stupid cunt had me terrified right through secondary school

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Ach
you should have just partied like it was 1999 anyway.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I did
I did the running man AND the ankle-grabby thrusty one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'm not sure what you mean
by the "ankle-grabby thrusty one", but I'm making up my own visualisations...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You grab your ankle,
hold it behind you, then hop, thrust and turn all at once.
Repeatedly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Oh, I see!
I had imagined you bending over, holding your ankles.

And then I misunderstood the thrusting bit... ;-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Filth!
The dancing dodo does it for a nanosecond in that advert.
My dad saw fit to ring and inform me thus: "Dat dodo does your dance!"
It made me smile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Can't say I've seen the ad
but I have now revised my imagination.

I preferred the filthy version though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You look like a photo-sensitive epileptic playing with superglue at a rave.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Hahahah!
Although don't mention photosensitive. The sun gave me facelumps because I forgot sunblock on Friday.
Nothing is going my way right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Or, apparently
a dancing dodo!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I remember this.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I did the running man at a wedding this weekend
I resisted the other one though as I think I would have overbalanced.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It's surprisingly easy to keep your balance
Even when drunk.
It's a special move.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

for special people...

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

There's a yoga move like that called King of the Dance
I tried to do it this morning and fell over. My Wii Instructor told me off for giving up. He's a cock though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I live in South West London under the flight path
and I absolutely love it, no waking up at 5 when they start landing and lovely quiet sunny afternoons in the park.
This hardly makes up for the people whose travel plans have been ruined or the companies losing millions, but for me, it's excellent.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You appear to be typing in Glaswegian today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Are you accusing me of being drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

He's no bothered, Monteh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

The wee scunner...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

So he is,
by the way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

That's not Glaswegian
I can understand it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

*headbutts*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Well if you're going to tell me to MTFU
then you can sod off and I can miss you some more.
Grrr.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

How's the snazzy new neck artwork?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I look like a right prick
She's one evil snatch she is
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You don't want to be putting your prick
into an evil snatch.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

My poor father did

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Pfft!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

You don't have to MTFU then.
You can wallow in self pity with me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Good
I have to waste a work holiday to let workmen in, and remove all pork from my friend's fridge in case her family find out she's been eating the trottered beast.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

You have such a lolwacky life.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I want it to be calm and normal
The one where I win the lottery and spend all day going for walks, joining a choir and being a housewife.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I could quite happily be a housewife.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Me too
I'd wear gingham and everything
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

*ponders*
Not sure I would, but I'll try anything once.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

You're too special to be a housewife.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

s S
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I never told you what I'd do with my evenings ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I'm too much of a free spirit to be a housewife.
Edit - and what do you do with your evenings?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'd be a dirty mare
And there's nowt free spirited about sitting behind a blummin desk all day.
I'd rather make cushions and cakes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

But you'd have to answer to your man.
I answer to no-one, unless it's pretend in the bedroom.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

She's from Liverpool
He'd be answering to her!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

And this ^

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Would I balls. I'd be so ace that I wouldn't need telling.
And like you, I quite like that anyway ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm feeling sorry for Barry Bulsara today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

What ho, Montgomery, old bean!
I had to Google him to find out who he is. And I'm still not sure why you're feeling sorry for him.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Good day, good day.
Not content with blatantly fitting him up to close the Dando case, then jailing him for six or seven years, they're now saying he cannot have the 1.4 million compensation he's due from their horrendous miscarriage of justice 'because he hasn't proved he isn't guilty'.

Apparently being acquitted and released from prison isn't proof that you are not guilty. The utter cunts.

I'm a huge fan of his, my brother and I have a thing about 'confused loners' like the Croydon samurai sword slayer etc. Barry gets on the list because of the time he was found directing the traffic in Fulham, dressed as a commando.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

So what they're also saying is
"We like to prematurely release people who might be mad crazy killers and Kay Burleigh might not be long for this world."?
That'll do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It irks me that 'Britain's hardest inmate' Charles Bronson
is referred to as Charles Bronson following his deed-poll name change, yet poor old Bazza still gets called 'unemployed Barry George' despite changing his name to Bulsara, like Freddie Mercury - and then claiming to be his cousin, the fruitcake.

JUSTICE FOR BARRY!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I always refer to him by his proper name.
I hope he changes it to Georgios Kyriacos Panyiotou soon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I hadn't heard of the directing traffic story
but it's caused an officelol!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

My mum's odd uncle Charlie started directing the traffic on a busy flyover
My dad was trying to get him to the side of the road, but he was in the middle, wearing my sunglasses.
Then he started sending my mum letters saying "They've let me out. I'm working in a timber yard... HAHAHA!"
And Mum started putting a bucket of water under the letterbox at night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Christ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

That was years ago.
He's just a regular mental again nowadays.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Phew! Scary stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

If I'd known Jill Dando was to be shot on the Saturday,
I'd have raped her on the Friday, as it happened I had to make do with the Sunday

/sadowitz
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Hahahah classic bit of Jezza there...
Morning, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Morning, and what a lovely morning it is.
All this volcanic ash, enforced holiday extension campaign is proving to be a nightmare for my company.

HUZZAH!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Hahah you really fucking hate your employer, don't you.
Keep it up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It's what keeps me going old bean.
Hatred and spite. Although it is a diet I feel I must give up soon before it consumes me. Four days off has left me with a renewed sense of hope, and this, melee, is an unexpected bonus.


*strolls away for a coffee*


*whistles*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I sometimes worry I'll get an ulcer
from getting wound up all day long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You've got to learn to not sweat the small stuff Monty lad.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Perhaps we should all start proof-reading our own posts for the sake of Monty's blood pressure
'morning all.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

If you don't mind awfully. Thanks.
Greetings, dread lion of Judah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Greetings.
Erm...rooooar?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

officelol RIGHT THERE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Hiya Crow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

'morning, Roota
How's tricks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Alright
I feel a bit odd, tbh.
I'm thinking matricidal thoughts, I have to work at home today, and meh, it's rare I feel odd like this. I'm normally a chirpy little bastard.
How are you, my hoppy black-feathered friend?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Not bad, not bad
Strangely sleepy today, in spite of a very relaxing weekend. I've spent the last two days basking in the sun and hoping my occasional twanging wouldn't annoy the neighbours. Although conversely I am slightly concerned for the plight of (a) my sister, who's currently trying to find an alternative route home from the Czech republic and (b) my drummer, who I fear may be stuck in Holland. I wouldn't be too worried normally, save for the fact that we had a studio session booked this weekend...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Have you heard they might be using Navy ships
to get British people home?
I chuckled at first but I'd rather be on a ship than sitting in an airport smelling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

This actually sounds like it might be of use...
Last thing I heard from my sister, she was considering getting a coach to Brussels, which would at least give her the option of heading to a ferry port or similar...do you know whether this is likely to go ahead?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Hmm, it would appear they will only be able to help you if you can get to Spain
Madrid or a Spanish port to be announced.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Problem solved, I think.
I've just heard she's managed to book herself onto an overnight coach which will be heading all the way to Blighty. (I know she spends about 5h on one of these when she comes down to visit from Manchester, but 24h seems quite an ordeal)

In many ways, this is a bit of a shame as the idea of her coming home on HMS Ark Royal would have made a wonderfully dramatic end to this little escapade. But then I get the impression she's had quite enough excitement this week...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Now you won't get to throw streamers
:(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

More's the pity
I received the news from my father, who told me about the coach and then finished his email with
"Either that, or expect to see your sister in a flak jacket wearing even stranger make-up than usual,"
which is an image I would have found entertaining. Especially if they told her to sit in the crow's nest.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

You'd think with all my 'big' problems
I would scarcely have time for the minutiae, but apparently I do. Perhaps I'm subconsciously distracting myself from the things that really matter by getting wound up about silly little things like Bowie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Speaking of which,
How's ting with the Twincubator?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

She was an arsehole on the weekend
but I did get my visit. She fails to see how telling me she may move to Canterbury as a matter of reasonable urgency might upset me, the self-obsessed spastic. If she takes Len away I don't know what I shall do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Shit, you don't drive do you
How long on the train to that part of Kent then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Nope. 1h 20 mins out of London Bridge - 20 mins on the bus from mine.
And not cheap either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Surely she wouldn't be able to manage
I mean she'd be doing herself out of a spare pair of hands/babysitter, once she has two new babies to look after?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Doesn't her family live in Canterbury?
Is that why she wants to move there?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Yup, that's it.
I do actually understand that she'd need her family's help with twins (she's not with the dad - I expect he dumped her for being a psycho like I did), and also schools etc are better out of London, but I'll be heartbroken. I might have to move there too.

It's quite like Winchester, where I grew up (amongst other places).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

It's where Chickenlady and PJM live
you could become friends with them. They are both lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

You're just trying to get me out of London.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

With you gone
there will be lot more Tayyabs for me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Ye greedy fecker, ye.
Please check your diary and let me know when suits for 'Tayyabs 2: The Shittening'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I went there last year to visit Chickenlady and PJM.
Nice place. Just the right size to wander about and not get lost.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Some lovely pubs.
I am also very interested in the 'Canterbury Scene' of the late 60s/early 70s (bands like Caravan and the Soft Machine), so I could get into researching that in detail.

Maybe a fresh start away from all my drug dealer pals would be a good thing as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

That's the ticket.
Positive thinking.

Now all I have to do is practice what I preach : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Camel?
Fond memories of "The Snow Goose" right there.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Were they from Canterbury?
Those first three albums are superb - a great example of what prog rock could have been before it disappeared up its own arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:37, Reply)

They were,
So was Steve Hillage.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

That was the reason for the question mark.
Originally Guildford but often mentioned in the same breath as doyens of the Canterbury scene.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Good band, Camel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Len - makes her sound like an old boy drinking ale in a flat cap.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

It does rather, doesn't it.
Perhaps it's the incongruity that makes me like to call her Len.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I have it under control
The worst has passed, and I have come out the other side stronger and more able to deal with the cunts of this world. I have a cheeky iron in the fire, so to speak, and I am confident it will represent a one way ticket out of this vile place.

How's yerself anyway? Still caning?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Sounds encouraging.
Yep, I'm still right at it, but am trying to have a couple of days off a week. It's a good thing. I'm buying a super-bargain guitar this week, that's my 'thing to look forward to'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I work for the firm that got him released
we're all about the justice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I fucking love Barry Bulsara.
He was THIS close to doing Kay Burleigh in, and she got a restraining order or whatever they are. My grandad's gutted.

What's he done now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

On saturday night I borrowed my dad's spare Sky card and watched LA ink and counted how many times someone said dude.
Then I watched London Ink and counted how many times the female tattooist pouted and Louis Malloy looked smug.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I say 'dude'
No idea where I got it from.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Bill and Ted, dude.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Well they say it an awful lot in LA.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

But inner city Liverpool?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I thought the cards were locked to boxes?
If I try and swap the cards from my two boxes, neither of them would work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I dunno.
Worked on mine.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I was going to miss you,
but I forgot.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

You have a busy life, I know.
What with making sure Wookie doesn't fall down any holes and your studying, not to mention making sure Wookie's flatmate is kept awake all night.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

as in 'Wookie Hole'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I don't want to think about that.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Neither do I.
*shudders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*gets ropes, crampons and puts hat hardon hard hat on*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ha!
You mean that flatmate that snores the walls in and out?
Yeh, right.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Carbon Monoxide is the key here
Just enough to comatose, not enough to kill...yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

The other night he stopped snoring.
I honestly entertained the idea he might be dead.
I didn't check. I just drifted off to happy sleep.
( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Happy days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Dunno
Who are you?
Do you have breasts?
( broadsword, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I am big-girl's-blouse and I do have breasts.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

This sounds like breasts anonymous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)

DOES SHE?
The phrase 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race' has been bandied around....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah, they're big but they are a little bit on fire and full of Nazis...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

...a description equally valid when applied to my testicles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Well they're not much to look at but they do the job.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

With nipples you could hang a wet duffel coat on.


Apparently
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Like two melons in a supermarket sketch.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)