Men that can dance are shirters or vainglorious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:47, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or good at the sexual

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

That has been my experience.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

men who aren't scared to have a boogie
are adventurous in lots of ways
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Sir Ranolph Fiennes, the worlds greatest living explorer
is known as a rather clumsy dancer.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

and rubbish at cunnilingus, I'll wager

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Certainly no good at playing the gusset piano
since his fingers dropped off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

GUSSET PIANO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Why do you think he spends all his life up a mountain.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

To make up for the lack of a-mountain?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

a-mountin', surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Yes.
That was the thinly-veiled pun.

Having one of those mornings?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

mornings lives
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

But when he get's to the top -
he goes down.

I'll get me coat.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

*coughs*
See below.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Wahey!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

*sees below*
Good lord, is it supposed to be that shape?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I had a terrible accident with a mangle in the 1950s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Yes, it's not so much a 'bell-end' as a 'plaice,' is it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

"I've got a massive Flatty"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Vainglorious, maybe
But male dancing itself is not strictly the domain of the shirter. May I draw your attention to the mighty Rock Steady Crew, Dynamic Rockers, New York City Breakers etc etc.

I used to be pretty good myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

good
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You got a purdy mouth, boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Prince Ken Swift from the Rock Steady Crew is widely regarded
as the finest dancer in the b-boy style ever. He's the perfect build and his style combines a mastery of up-rocking and some of the most tasteful-on-beat floor moves of all time. He's never been beaten.

(I'm pretty much talking to myself here, I suspect)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

B-boy?
Is that an actual thing, or have you suddenly developed a stutter when you type?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's an actual thing.
What became known erroneously in the media as 'breakdancing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

No, no, we're all listening.
And it didn't sound at all gay.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Well, I have thrown some shapes in my time
I have even had the riddim poppin. I have busted moves and I have even been known to mash up de place. But I have never, not ever, been a bumsexual.

Or watched Glee
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I can be pretty vainglorious when I dance
Which, by the above criteria, conclusively proves I'm not a shirter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Don't worry, because this means you're a riot in the sack.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I refer you, once again, to my absurdly hot girlfriend
which I think proves your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

She might be hot and have low expectations.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

low expectations no vagina
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Do you really think I'd date a woman with the anatomy of a Barbie doll
just because she's gorgeous, to deflect accusations of shirterism?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Ashley Cole married a woman with the voice of the Big Brother announcer
just because she was nice to look at, to deflect accusations of shirterism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Most, most salient, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Good point
We have no proof that Cheryl Cole has a vagina. Someone get the Daily Mail on the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Of course she does.
Her cunt's called Ashley, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Not any more
Don't you read Heat?!

PANICKED EDIT: NOR DO I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

TOO LATE
BUMDER ALERT

ATTENTION: WE HAVE A BUMDER IN THIS THREAD. BEHOLD THE BUMDER. ALL POSTERS ARE ADVISED TO PUT THEIR BACKS AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL IN THE INTERESTS OF SAFETY AND NOT BEING BUMMED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Um...
THREAT THREAD

yes, that's all I've got
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Too bad it was ninja'ed before you had a chance to post that, really. Better luck next time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

DAMN YOUR FACE
I shall have my revenge, in an as-yet non-specific way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'll keep the cushion taped over my arse for the time being, then...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

THEY'VE SPLIT UP????
OMG!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Right on both counts
But I do get the impression that if I don't meet those expectations she'll let me know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

If he keeps gaying it up round here
he's going to be a riot, in a sack, in a fucking canal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

^TOTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Is that 'threat of the day'?
If so, what a fantastic concept - I very much look forward to us all trying to get that award each day, with an increasingly-disturbing series of statements of brutally violent intent.

Top hole!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

'tis indeed
I thoroughly enjoyed your threat and feel this place has been a bit lacking in futile anger of late. Anyone who disagrees with me will be rogered forthwith with the itchy end of a marrow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

TOTD
we have a new champion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)