A double cognac and come crisps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:08, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Come crisps?
Extra salty?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

BUMDER ALERT!
You know, he can't even claim that the s and c keys are right next to each other, either, because they're not.

Poor Monty, all that time in public school playing soggy crisp has really left its mark, hasn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Forget Bumder Alert
MONTY TYPO ALERT!!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA!
It's probably the double cognac's fault.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

EMERGENCY. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
ALL PATRONS OF THIS BOARD ARE ADVISED TO PRESS THEIR BACKS FIRMLY AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL. CONFIRMED PRESENCE OF BUMDER IN THE AREA. REPEAT: CONFIRMED PRESENCE OF BUMDER IN THE AREA. YOU ARE ADVISED TO PROTECT YOUR RECTA.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

For some reason
I'm now giggling like a mong at the word bumder.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Sounds a bit like bounder which would describe Monty to a T, But with bumming.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It is a truly awesome word.
Partly because it combines the old-fashioned (but still incredibly funny) insult of "bounder" with the more modern (and homophobic) "bumjockey", "bumraider*" and "bumbandit."

And I think it was Monty who coined it...we should be grateful for the hilarious word given unto us by this BIBLICAL-SCALE BUMDER.

*_{See also Raider of the Lost Arse}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Unless Monty is one of the writers of The Inbetweeners
he did not coin it. Although I am prepared to accept that he may well have conjured it independent of said sitcom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Ah, then I stand corrected
Having not seen The Inbetweeners, the first usage of the word with which I was familiar was very probably one of Monty's posts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The Inbetweeners is brilliant
in a really, really peurile way. It's terrifyingly familiar to anyone who's ever been a teenage boy struggling to maintain a degree of self-respect at school.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

misspelling there
you mean shitcom
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

My god
Do you like ANY TV?!

Apart from Snog, Marry, Avoid which we've established is an acceptably hilarious grotesque guilty pleasure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Apart from Snog, Marry, Avoid
Have I Got News For You, Top Gear and sometimes Doctor Who, I don't watch TV. I buy boxsets of the series instead, which I have to really like before doing so i.e. Supernatural, The Wire, House etc

You should watch Supernatural. Everyone should
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I am intrigued by Supernatural
and annoyingly I also approve of everything else you mention. Am just getting started on Six Feet Under, which is awesome. Yes I know it came out 9 years ago. Tell you what, I'll watch Supernatural if you watch Battlestar Galactica, which I notice is sorely absent from your list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I've watched the first three seasons of BSG
and I liked it a lot, but there were a few things that annoyed me, and there was simply too much of it to slog through.

Watch Supernatural. It's fantastic. If you watch it casually it's just another bit shit tv programme, but give it a chance and it will hook you in. HMV are doing the first three seasons for about ten or fifteen pounds each

Edit: I even own two copies of the first season. Through accident though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Remember that laser-guided weed catapult we discussed?
Whack one of your copies of the first series of Supernatural in it for me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You'd be welcome to it
I've lent it to four or five people and they've all become addicts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*holds out hands in catching pose*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*chucks*
You'll be addicted soon enough
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

*looks at watch*
It's not here yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Your watch is fast

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

the wire sucks
I love House though. And I've just started re-watching Weeds which is great
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

how can you hate the Wire?!
It's fantastic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I've only heard good things about The Wire
That's another one on my list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

definitely watch it
I bought the first season and was too broke to buy the others. A fellow b3tan realised he lived in the same city as me and burnt them onto disc for me which was lovely
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

everyone loves the Wire
but I sat through five episodes and was bored out of my tree so I gave up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it takes some getting used to
the jargon and accents etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I heard this in a Holly voice.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'm off again...
I'd just regained control, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

"It's not as if you weren't warned, Dave."

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

it's a variant of the biscuit game

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Dear God, what an arse. Sorry folks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Don't apologize.
It just shows you're human like the rest of us.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

"It just shows you're human like the rest of us."
How strange. Humans, on B3ta?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

You can expect to see links to this haunting every moment of Grammar Pedantry you perpetrate in the near future though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Click this onto the popular page please.
Come crisps sound just yummy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)