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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New converse, jeans repair and new underwear.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
*starts warming up the Pandatron*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Don't get too excited.
Just everyday stuff rather than my usual lacy smut.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I predict a deluge of one-handed typers in
3...
2...
1...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Nah it's like shooting fish in a barrel when she's in this sort of mood.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)
What sort of mood?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Applebite mood 6a

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Somehow, I don't think the fact that there is a list is a joke.
And that one is...?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)
bored and after attention on a wednesday afternoon.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Do they all start off with "bored and after attention?"
Not everything I do is for attention you know. I was only answering the question.

Besides, I'm not bored, I'm writing my shopping list.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)
No, some start: as drunk and after attention

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I've never been on here while drunk!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)
The list is for all your possible moods

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I would like to see this list.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I'll put it in excel and email it to you

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)
God you're so cool

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Our gaz agreement didn't last even half an hour.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Technically I didn't disagree with you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
That sounds like a disagreement.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
you're right
touche
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
You'd better.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)
sent to your hotmail.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I expect they're used to this from me by now.
It's become routine and dull.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I haven't been around here much recently
I'm pretty sure some teenage Doc Octopus girl talking about her knicks is enough to get some b3tans in a froth.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I'm not Doc Oc anymore, I have a different picture now.
And I'm not a teenager for much longer.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I just saw
That pic is even more likely to induce Pandatron-engaging comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I do my best.
I think its the picture that sums me up the best though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Sums up your love for
red balloons, red curtains and giraffe men?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Precisely this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)
You're weird
I've seen many odd fetishes, but yours would make even de Sade call for an exorcist.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)
You're only scratching the surface.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)
You like running your nails across formica?
The depravity is endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)
And down blackboards.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)
officeshudder

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
And yet when I talk about buying underwear.............
everyone goes for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

goes for
pukes up their
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Don't be mean.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)
*Not* a Pandatron Question
but the scale on which Applebite is a 17 - what is its range?
(JohntheDane, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)
See Subject Line of My Post (Above)
...?
(JohntheDane, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Pandatron comes when invoked

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:17, Reply)
YOU CANNOT FIGHT THE PANDATRON
HE IS ALL POWERFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
ALL HAIL PANDATRON!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I bow
down before the greatness of the P'tron!
(JohntheDane, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Basically if you're nice to a woman on here then the Pandertron is engaged.
Because obviously you're after getting in her knickers. But it is a bit icky if you want to see pics of them and they are only just legal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'm nice to women on here and never engage the Pandatron
I r teh Gent.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
That's because they all want to get in your knickers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Oh blousie, you'll make me blush!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
She loves it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)
You're technically my sister though

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)
That's true.
You're one of the few male B3tans I refuse to imagine naked.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Me and Spakk, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Haha!
Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I don't imagine those two naked either
Although TGB's seen too much of one of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)
God, not Spak's ripped jeans.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Oh God, I'd suppressed that!
No, not that...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Oops, sorry.
I do a good job of suppressing the image usually but every now and again it pops out of nowhere and I get the urge to spoon my brain out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I saw Labs bits
when he flashed me wearing a kilt
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
It was unintentional
The boys were not looking their best.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
*Yikes*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
haha
Did you not wonder why I kept Yelling
"EL DIABLO!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
What the fuck is 'kelling'?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
What are you talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
You sneaky ninja bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
El Diablo!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
A rare double-sighting of the Insult Goblin
Surely he will rest sated tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I'm on fucking FIRE this afternoon.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You're a goddamn Insult Sniper, mate
Delivering scathing headshots from nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Am I on that list too?
*prays the answer is yes, so I can come to the birthday bash without fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)
You're safe.
I don't have rude thoughts about kids. I'm borrowing my nephew's lego for you to play with while the adults have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Can I play with it too?
I love Lego!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 5 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I wouldn't go for lunch
I'd lissen upp keenleh
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*winks knowingly*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)
MY CHEST HURTS. AND MY TROUSERS.
HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Clean yourself up

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

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