This morning my wife promised me a blowjob when I get home from work this evening
I've had the horn ever since. I doubt it will happen though.
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:43, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The minx!
Your day will fly past though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

So far the last three hours have taken 9 hours.

( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Ha!
I was woken up with one this morning!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

He meant getting one not giving one.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah, I've told my dad not to thrust himself on me when I'm sleeping...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Hey...
... when he is gone you will regret not having spent more quality time together.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I promise that
and then fall asleep. Wiggy gets mad. I always intend to when I say it, I just forget that I then have to be awake and active for the next 15 hours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Could she just get the whole thing over and done with this morning?
Sometimes it's best to get things out the way so you don't have to think about it anymore and to stop any potential nagging and pleeding that, frankly, humilates the both of you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)