Breasts in the QOTW!!
Hurry!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 6 May 2010, 13:25, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is going to be excellent, all week.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'm bored of breasts

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

^This user was banned for this post

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm bored of your breasts.
Are they coming to London on the 18th June so I can yawn at them?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Probably not
Fridays aren't good for me and I'd either have to leave early or grovel for crash space or sleep in a doorway
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Roadworks are better than doorways.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

bored WITH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I once touched breasts once
I felt sick then my trousers went hard and then I had to lie on my tummy whilst my mum trod on my butt and make me say things about wildlife whilst gripping a mop in my mouth.

It just made it worse.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Please submit this as an entry to the QotW
The imagery is wonderful and it made me do a giggle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm going to write a proper one probably on Monday. It may not be true. and involve Hondas.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hondas contain the best breasts

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

You have to pay extra for them whith a Porsche
but they come as standard on the Honda.
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

YES ! YES ! YES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Oh MAN, oh man oh man.
I wonder if we'll get any photos of tits, that'll be just swell, I haven't seen some tits that aern't my own in yonks now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I have, just this morning in fact
They were AWESOME.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Ok, between that an your last thread, it's starting to verge on the uncomfortable-for-me side of things.
Why do you insist on getting details out of people on what gushes their fannys like toothpaste and 30-second half-rope spunkers?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I have no clue what you're talking about, good sir
Earlier I asked about your crazy multi-minged dream, that's all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Oh, looking back, I guess I put sevral creepish (not creep-y, but creep-ish) comments by verious people and put them all under your name in my head.
Oh man, I'm such a brainspack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That's ok Monsieur Gonz
:)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

i'm quite the fan of them

( broadsword, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

i like breasts
however I believe this week will be shitter than most
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It'll be great, the virgins and attention seekers will flock to it like moths to a flame

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Spankyhanky
Once I had loads of sex and some breasts got rammed up my mates arse.
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Its like he was here with us now.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

So did you actually suggest it in the hope of entertaining answers, or are you just trying to help double the size of AB's Fail Archive?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

A little from column a an awful lot from column b

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

To my knowledge, I've yet to achieve an entry into that pantheon
First time for everything, and all that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I'd post a story about breasts
but if I got accused of being boring again it would break my fucking heart.
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

God, you can be so boring sometimes...
Joking aside, did I miss something? Like an exciting interweb altercation I can gawp at with mawkish fascination?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Oh I said something about my ex having 30G breasts
and got told it was boring so I cried and didn't leave the house for a week.
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I think
"Ooooh, look who's only got an F-cup"

would have been the mature and appropriate comeback.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Oi! F cups ain't small you know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Well, I'd presumed not
But it's hard to tell for sure from a collection of photographic evidence alone
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Well I did photograph them next to a matchbox for size reference.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You never did send me that photo...
Nothing turns me on more than tits and matches.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It's no fun when we're allowed to talk about them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Write some stories about classic naval battles
Or wattle and daub houses.

FUCK THE RULES!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Yeah man!
I've never had a battle with my naval but I'll give it a go.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Its a rouse by the mods
Anyone who claims to like breasts will be hit with the mod hammer.
( Peej, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Let me know how that goes
Pretty sure I've seen belly-button porn at work, fingers and licking though, plus using it as a handy cum receptacle.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I WAS EXPECTING UNIVERSAL PRAISE!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Apologies
*praises*

*does a little dance*

*makes a little love*

*gets down tonight*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*carries your booze off*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

How rude!
Oi, got any caramel cakes?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Don't I always?
*throws*
AND some Parma Violets, to boot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Woo woo!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 6 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Meh. My reply ain't great.
To be honest I kind of felt that I should write some kind of vauge wish fufillment erotica.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)