Last night, I went to a fetish club.
We got home at around 3.30am and drank tea, because that's what even wronguns do if they're English.
Subsequently, today has been a mainly peaceful event.
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

PERVERT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I do like this quaint manner in which bondage and sexual experimentation are juxtaposed
with a refreshing cup of tea afterwards.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It's awfully British, isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

A little light spanking and a cuppa
And later some bridge and wife-swapping.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It's always the ones
who present the strongest façade of being civilised that hide the darkest perversions. Behind our Deeply British Cups of Tea, we're busy by night stuffing marrows up our compatriots' arses or applying crocodile clips to their nipples.

And then you look at the Germans...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I did nothing with marrows.
In fact, I was almost well behaved.
But I did like the fact that, for those who stayed until 3am, free tea and biscuits were available.
How delightful.
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

What sort of fetishes do they do at fetish clubs?
It's a pretty broad subject, you can have a fetish about almost anything. Do they split the club up on different nights,
like monday might be leather,
and tuesday might be whips and stuff like that,
and wed might have people who like poo'ing and wee'ing on other other people (beetroot and aspagous the night before for dinner?),
and then thursday might have people who are into diabetic-friendly cakes with a nice sit down and a cup of tea,
and friday would be a popular night - so I'd guess they would have to do something more mainstream to pull in the punters - nothing to strenious as people have been working all day - maybe something like doggy style or missionary,
then saturday people are ready to live life a little, let their hair down and try maybe sex with gym equipment.
Then sunday would have to be another quiet one as people have work in the morning, maybe some sort of movie fetish thing, using popular movies like Back To The Future and Jurasic Park to come up with ideas, you know, that Marty McFly on a Hoverboard kind of stuff.

And if I was to go, do I need to bring a girl with me? It seems a bit like going to a house party without bringing a bottle of something, it would be a terrible faux-pas. And then if I bring someone who's cheap, people might talk about me when I leave the room, unless it's 'cheap' fetish night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 May 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I'll go with you Gonz but only if you wear a gimp mask.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 May 2010, 19:22, Reply)

=(((((((((
I thought I had quite a pretty face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

You don't have to bring a girl,
but there are lots of signs up saying 'no wanking'.
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Wouldn't having a wank there be a bit like bringing some McDonalds to Calraidges ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)