Where are we all today then?
I'm at work - largely my own fault, really, but I'd still rather not be here. Still, at least the weather's pretty bleak over London so I don't feel like I'm missing out on too much. Highlight of the day so far has been the wide variety of sandwiches I pondered in Sainsbury's earlier.

Go on, rub it in: tell me all about your fantastic and exciting mornings.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 13:38, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

At home
eating lunch and contemplating taking the dog out for a walk. Rock n roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You know how to live it up, don't you?
Good lunch?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Smoked mackerel, rice and mixed beans.
Uber healthy or what?

Tonight we shall have fish and chips as a counter balance.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

You had me worried for a minute there...
Likewise, I shall be countering my egg salad sandwich and grapes this evening - hopefully - as I'm supposed to be meeting some friends at a Bavarian-style beerhouse. Plenty of beer and sausage, and hopefully enough suitably dressed bier-fraulein to provide a reply to this week's qotw.

(And if all else fails, I've got a backup chocolate thingummy and a can of ginger beer (the drink, not a Cockney Bumder) just out of arm's reach in case of emergency.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

'Plenty of sausage', eh?
Sound the alarm...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

ACHTUNG
ACHTUNG.

WIR HABEN HIER EINEN BÜMDER. ER WILL SIE BÜMMEN UND SOMIT ER BETREIBE SEIN ARSCH. BESCHÜTZE SEIN ARSCH. NACHSAGEN, BESCHÜTZE SEIN ARSCH AUF DAS BÜMDER.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I've done some errands, taken the parent's dogs for a walk and now I'm going to read and have a nap.
My hedonism is legendary.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I've just attempted a post-lunch nap myself
Moderately effective, but I think I'll have to resort to coffee instead.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Afternoon naps?
Are you both pensioners? Or where you out last night, ripped to the tits on high grade amphetamines
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm physically quite young
But maintain I was born middle-aged. I was out a bit later than I'd hoped last night, contrary to my plan to get in relatively early this morning, but the need for a nap has more to do with the fact that what I have to do is monumentally fucking boring.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

My Saturday afternoon naps are my little treat.
My thoughts usually wander and I end up imagining Jeff bursting through the door with a stonking hard on.

Catch you all later. I think I can hear him coming up the stairs now.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

A good steam cleaner will get that out

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I got sales voodooed
by a guy in staples. Went in for a printer, came out with a printer, cartridge, extension lead, paper and a guarantee.

I'm not sure what happened, it was all too quick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)

tbh
better you get it all at once than 15 trips. at least you have it for when you need it
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 8 May 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Got to bed at 1:30
Got up at 3:30, took some cough medicine, went back to bed.
Woke up at 7, answered the phone, had a chat that probably didn't make much sense, went back to bed.
Got up at 11, had breakfast, went back to monged around on the PC.
Currently got some steak on the go for a late lunch.

ROCK AND ROLL!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Last night, I went to a fetish club.
We got home at around 3.30am and drank tea, because that's what even wronguns do if they're English.
Subsequently, today has been a mainly peaceful event.
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

PERVERT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I do like this quaint manner in which bondage and sexual experimentation are juxtaposed
with a refreshing cup of tea afterwards.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It's awfully British, isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

A little light spanking and a cuppa
And later some bridge and wife-swapping.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It's always the ones
who present the strongest façade of being civilised that hide the darkest perversions. Behind our Deeply British Cups of Tea, we're busy by night stuffing marrows up our compatriots' arses or applying crocodile clips to their nipples.

And then you look at the Germans...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I did nothing with marrows.
In fact, I was almost well behaved.
But I did like the fact that, for those who stayed until 3am, free tea and biscuits were available.
How delightful.
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

What sort of fetishes do they do at fetish clubs?
It's a pretty broad subject, you can have a fetish about almost anything. Do they split the club up on different nights,
like monday might be leather,
and tuesday might be whips and stuff like that,
and wed might have people who like poo'ing and wee'ing on other other people (beetroot and aspagous the night before for dinner?),
and then thursday might have people who are into diabetic-friendly cakes with a nice sit down and a cup of tea,
and friday would be a popular night - so I'd guess they would have to do something more mainstream to pull in the punters - nothing to strenious as people have been working all day - maybe something like doggy style or missionary,
then saturday people are ready to live life a little, let their hair down and try maybe sex with gym equipment.
Then sunday would have to be another quiet one as people have work in the morning, maybe some sort of movie fetish thing, using popular movies like Back To The Future and Jurasic Park to come up with ideas, you know, that Marty McFly on a Hoverboard kind of stuff.

And if I was to go, do I need to bring a girl with me? It seems a bit like going to a house party without bringing a bottle of something, it would be a terrible faux-pas. And then if I bring someone who's cheap, people might talk about me when I leave the room, unless it's 'cheap' fetish night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 May 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I'll go with you Gonz but only if you wear a gimp mask.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 May 2010, 19:22, Reply)

=(((((((((
I thought I had quite a pretty face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

You don't have to bring a girl,
but there are lots of signs up saying 'no wanking'.
( thealternativefact, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Wouldn't having a wank there be a bit like bringing some McDonalds to Calraidges ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Catface and I bought another radiator.
We're living on the freakin' edge, people.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 8 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

The edge of the radiator?
That would be precarious and I would recommend a house or lean-to.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

It's alright for catface
He's only Borrower size and the edge of a radiator is a veritable palace.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I'm on nights at the moment
So I went to bed at about 9 this morning and woke up 20 minutes ago. I'm now drinking a coffee to wake myself up a bit before I drive in for my shift tonight.

On the other hand once I finish this shift tomorrow morning I'm not back into work till next Sunday morning so I can't complain too much. :-D
(bill, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:24, Reply)

So the new job's going okay then fella?
Today I have baked bread and made gerkin soup.
This evening I shall be making croissant dough for tomorrow morning and probably watching recorded episodes of Wallander.
Rock and motherfluffing Roll ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 8 May 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Yea, good so far...
More importantly though, Wallander in the original "Bork Bork Bork" or the shitty English remake?
(bill, Sat 8 May 2010, 19:38, Reply)

T'original "hordy bishdy bordy"...
But I reckon Branagh does a fairly decent job.
The HDD recorder doesn't differentiate for some reason so they are all mixed up. Sometimes it's a bit of a pain in the cock but at the moment it doesn't bother me.
At the moment NOTHING bothers me. Not even the election result.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 8 May 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Ahh, silly recorder
I'm watching Phonebooth at the moment on e4, not great but ok for a bit of background noise.
(bill, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Actually think I agree with you about the wankiness of the uk wallander compared to the Swedish.
I've watched two brannaghs and now I'm on with krister henriksson in "the revenge" and I now realise which one I prefer. Brannagh is dead to me now.
I've been reading, cooking and watching so much drama since I kicked the sauce into touch. I'm only sleeping about 5hrs a night now I'm not anaesthetised. And I must be saving a fortune!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 8 May 2010, 23:48, Reply)

It does make a difference doesn't it
I'm saving a fair few quid between the night shifts and not drinking at lunchtime now that I'm driving to and from the office.
(bill, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:17, Reply)

I went to watch Cornwall play Devon
in county championship rugby. We lost. Boo.
( Peej, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)