That's quite an achievement!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I bought a multipack. Rookie error.
I should know by now that accessibility is half the battle.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It's your fault I got onto the chocolate rish tea biccies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Rish? Drinking at lunchtime again?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'm still pissed from Saturday night
I was drinking homemade cider. I've still got a headache.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

<3 homemade cider
I am jealous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

And homemade Greengage whiskey and Damson Gin.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That sounds delighful
And spiffing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

The more I think about it
the less I should have driven home yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Silly man
I don't drive if I've had more than a single pint with a meal.

Or, I get REALLY drunk, then drive REALLY fast so no-one notices.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It was the next day
surely sleeping and a bacon sandwich makes all the bad alcohol go away?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

You can eat a whole packet of them because they are the most unsubstantial chocolate biscuit ever.
I reckon it's 20 chocolate rich teas to one chocolate hob nob.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I wish my waistline would agree with this statement

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I bet you do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I actually have tears in my eyes right now
And pain in my ribs, from trying to hold back the officelols.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It never gets old

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Wookiee is gonna be so proud

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

*high fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I love you a little bit more everytime I get to use it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I made caramel squares at the weekend
and ate about 4 of them yesterday. I took some to my friends' house as well, meaning to offer them around and then take the rest back home, but I forgot them. My friend sent me a gloaty text telling me how much she was enjoying the 8th one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

damn you!
i haven't had caramel squares in AGES.

i need to get my mum to send me some
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I tried a new recipe and they were particularly nom

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)