The bitter, spiteful taste of football-related disappointment
and mackerel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mackerel spunk?

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I expect my spunk will taste of mackerel later
I'll send you some
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

If you want fishy spunk simply don't wash for a week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I want fishy spunk NOW
Any B3tans out there who haven't showered for a week wanna send me their spaff?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You're not helping yourself come over as 100% heterosexual you know.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, you're like some kind of bumming merman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Isn't that Ethel's brother?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Thank you
for knowing who Ethel Merman is, and making me look less gay by proxy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Everything's Coming Up Roses
was Alan's buzzer on QI last night. Coincidence?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I have completely given up on appearing 100% heterosexual to you lot
If I climbed Everest whilst simultaneously having full sex with a woman, drinking absinthe and smoking a camberwell carrot there'd be a sign at the top saying "SHIRTER"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah, but only becuase you have Graham Norton living in your arse
using your prostate as a punchbag
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I think your mis-quoting me there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You do know that a carrot is a Freudian symbol of a penis?

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

everything is a freudian symbol of a penis
here's a joke

Q: how many freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis ladder.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Absinthe isn't the most masculine of drinks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

that's true
it is one of the few that has its own fairy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Sokay!
I'll come over and get it myself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Just so I know
is it the fishy spunk you're prepared to travel for, or just the spunk? I'd hate to let you down after such a long journey with insufficiently fishy spunk.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Just the spunk.
I'm going to save it in a jar and throw it at the lesbians when they walk past my house.

Edit - Not the jar though because that would be mean.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Aha. Perfectly logical
I was going to advise you of easier ways to get sufficient Omega 3 intake that don't involve my spunk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I wouldn't do it Darth.
You might end up getting a call from the CSA.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

The Children's Shirters Association?

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You know what I mean.
Trying to get some of the little wrigglers to impregnate yourself with.

By why Darth?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

He's a nice guy and will pay up quickly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Are you a seal?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

No he prefers Badmington

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Que?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I wish I were a seal
They don't know the agony of watching their team bottle it and ship four goals at home to fucking Blackpool in the most important game of the season. So simple a life they lead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Yeah, but how many footballers get their brains dashed out by canadians?
Not enough is a good answer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'm inviting some Canadians to the cup final
That is an awesome idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I think it best
that Forest don't get promoted. We all know what happened to Billy Davies and Derby 2-3 years ago..

In fact there are rumours incresing that Davies is going to be the new Celtic manager! I don't think that'll happen because Davies is more Hun (Rangers) leaning..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Very, very true
and whoever goes up via the playoffs is favourite for 20th place next season. But last time we made it to this stage and bottled it we were in League One two years later

Edit: yeah, that seems unlikely as he's an ex-Rangers player. I think the press are contractually obliged to link any Scotsman who's doing well in England to any Old Firm job that comes up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

It's a difficult league that Championship..
Once you're out and survive the first season though your chances should improve dramatically - Reading had it good for a while and Wolves have done well. Also helps if you can throw cash around like a loon (Birmingham)

(and edit) That is also true. Championship winning Tony Mowbray though had an utter disaster of a season with Celtic. I'm not sure these managers are aware of the step up in pressure. The media are also about 5 x worse with the Old Firm. I don't think your Billy could do it here, but will probably go on to establish himself in the Premiership with one club or another.

It's looking like Neil Lennon's going to step up to be Celtic manager having only experienced 8 games in senior management. It's going to be another trophyless season once the shit his the fan :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

No doubt
With the parachute payments increasing the gap between the Championship and the Premiership is going to widen. So we have to go up next year. Or I'll cry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

BEES!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

FUCKING BEES EVERYWHERE!!!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

ARRRRGHHH MY EYES, NOT THE BEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Why are people spoiling a perfectly good thread with football talk?

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

My point exactly
Fish spunk = good
Sandwiches = good
Footbal = bad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE
*shys away*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

if we appoint that clown
i'll be seriously pissed off.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)