Ohmegood, today is fucking awesome beyond belief, I'm so smugging it up right now.
I have the best graze box evah, it's sooo good.
- 'Wasabi Peanut Crackers',
- 'new moon' (chocolate cashews and rasins),
- 'love mix' (gojis, cherries and apricots)
- 'natural vanilla seeds' (pumpkin & sundflower)
.... every single one of them is fucking lush

My iPad arrived today, and I've found a work-around the App Store not working in the UK on the iPad (made a US account in iTunes, going to see if I can link that up with paypal later on to get paid apps, even though I'd have to re-buy them when it comes out over here, so I won't get much paid stuff)... reading books on it is awesome.

PLUS I've got God of War 1&2 for the PS3

This is seriously one of the best days I've had, prezzy wise, this year !

And I got some cherry beer in the fridge.

Fucking WIN !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:25, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been meaning to sign up for a graze box
you recommend?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I can't believe after reading that post you have to ask him if he recommends.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

it was tongue-in-cheek
and at least I can spell recommend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

so can I, I had overwrite on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I hate it when that happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Insert's the most hated of all keys.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

We have lotus notes at work
and you have to hit Insert to mark emails as read WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

after a quick scan of my keyboard
I am inclined to agree
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

and most useless as well

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Heh, I deffo do, you can rate things between bin/ok/like/love, and they seem to have sent me all loves in this box.
Go for it mate, you can always cancel.

Use my code (and I implore you, don't use other people's codes, they're fake codes that mean you only get your 'bin' items, and the workers see your non-gonz code which means they'll kick puppies in the head repeatably until they're brain damaged for life), and treat yourself =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

a mate had already sent me a code I think
I'm trying to find it...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's probably a code that'll talk about your choices in a negative mannor when your back is turned.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

well, I've signed up
and binned everything with banana in.

I'm looking forward to it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

GET IN THERE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

but what, oh exciteable Gonz
is your question for us?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Describe the best day you've had in recent memory, in the respect of gaining material/edible things... rather than emotional/going out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Best day coming up is pay day as it is bonus month!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Well in that respect yesterday was pretty good
I obtained a book on how to make steel boned corsets and I made myself a cheesecake, which I get to eat all myself because my bloke is silly and doesn't like desserts. Win.

I had the yoghurt coated pumpkin seeds in my graze box, they were nom. Almost made up for the horror of the wasapeas.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

That does
sound like some epic silliness. The book sounds interesting though - what is it?
(berk, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

It's just the little book of corsets
it's a quick little how-to on Edwardian and Victorian corsets, which are the steel boned kind. The ones I make at the moment are silicon boned which is fine for fashion and gentle figure sculpting, but steel boned ones really pull you in at the waist and they last forever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I love yoghut coated things, they've mostly got ticks =D
Oh ace, do you make corsets? That's pretty neat, do you do them comercially, just for yourself/mates or as a collage/uni thing? If your mister doesn't like desserts (with specific refferance to cheesecake (with specific refferance to peantbutter/banoffee cheesecakes)), then, well, he must at least have a 20ft *whistle* to make up for that inadquacy.... all though I suppose it does mean more for you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

*shameless self-promotion*
www.kittyohara.com

He doesn't like anything I make, even my awesome cupcakes, unless they're the chocolate nutella ones. He has no taste. Except in women of course.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Wow, this is probably the first time I've seen a website for someone who does hand-made stuff like yours...
... and been impressed with the site on a technical and design level. Whoever you chose to make it, is very good, was it a friend or did you pay? What sort of money did you pay, if it was that? Everything, even down to the photography, feels so proffesional, it's quite unusual for a home made product.

I love the corsets too, not that I know about that sort of thing, but I think they look good.

Oh what a ninkonpoop, you should totally dump him, unless he has a 24ft *whistle*, in which case, I can't really compete with that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It was a friend who did it, so it was free.
He also did the photography. He took fucking ages about it and had to hand it over half finished because it was 3 months late, but he did make it look very pretty. That reminds me, I still need to buy him a couple of bottles of Jack for that.

I'm not going to dump him for not liking desserts as that means more desserts for me. Until he dumps me for that same reason.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

heh, cool, that always seems to be the way with websites, whenever I do freebies, they always end up way over schedual.
It's not that they're free, it's that they're normally for mates so I get over-ambitious for the scope of the project.

Yeah', that's fair enough, and I can admit to sometimes wishing I had an extra starter instead of dessert myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

To be honest, I'd rather have a starter with everyone else, then two starters for the mains, then another starter for desert.
But people would look at me funny =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

the reason this one ran over
is because he's a massive stoner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

that reminds me of every website designer I have ever known
I include my pre-uni stint as one as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Gonz is not a support of such activities.
If you can't get it in Boots, or you can't get it without a pescription (even if it's someone else's), then it's thumbs down from me.

I don't trust someone without a PHD and a lab to put phamacuticals they've made inside me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

o00o0o0o, you were talking about the job running over, still stands though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

yeah it's pretty annoying
but it's his life he's pissing away
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

The best for me was for my birthday, Broadsword bought a basketball hoop for me.
It was literally the best birthday gift I'd ever gotten.
I'm still well fucking chuffed.
Except the bear ate my basketball. Cheeky cunt.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

a bear ate your basketball?
seriously, reality tv show. it'd be a hit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Ace ! I'd totally scarifice a basketball if it meant I got to see a bear eat it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

but I didn't get to see it, just the massive teeth marks and flat aftermath

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Seems like a waste of a bear AND a waste of a basketball.
sad times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Apparently
Graze does not do bacon, this is an abomination unto B3ta.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It doesn't do any meat
Not even pug chops :o(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

get the fuck in
Go Gonz!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I've just looked at ebay
and my car has met the reserve with 7 days remaining WOOHOO!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I thought you loved your car? and had just bought it new shoes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That's my everyday car
This is the Marina (sadface) that has to go as I don't have time to put her heart back in
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

As in a Morris Marina, as in one of the most hateful cars ever made?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

No as in a Morris Marina
most awesome of all the cars ever so shut your big ugly cockface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

time for your medication again dear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

shut your big ugly beardface

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

you mispelt gorgeous as ugly there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Hee Hee - "the breaks are a litle siezed"
A mate had one of these - we'd cruise - such cool dudes.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 12 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I did have quite a lot of fun writing the description
And I was a little drunk.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)

That is rubbish even for a Marina

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Oh my god I hate you all so much right now
You have all just ruined my good thing that I was well happy about and now I am sad and crying I hope you are all happy because I'm not
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'd call a WAAAAHHHHMMMBulance
But it's based on Marina and has broken down on the side of the A32
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Is this about me picking you up
on your wrong your earlier?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Is that the one that Jermmy Clarkson distroyed this week?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Those wasabi peanuts are amazing
Have you tried wasa-peas? Nice as well. I love graze.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

THEY'RE EVIL!
Nothing should be that crunchy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

They are extemely crunchy
but that's not a bad thing. Think of pork scratchings for example!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Yup, my flatmate got them and didn't like them, win for gonz right there !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Also the benefit of being in an office of fussy eaters
I get a few unwanted graze gifts!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

You need to take those beers out of the fridge.
The temprature in your fridge will probably be around 3-5 degrees and krieks are best served at around 10 degrees.
(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

They're actually in the cupboard, I only say fridge because, ermm, I donno why.
I don't like drinks fresh from the fridge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

That's a real nice temprature-appropriate alcohol storage system you've got there. Good work!

(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)