Unlucky Fried Kitten.
I keep buying it on my way home from the pub, and whimpering "so... greasy... vile... gristle... wrong..." while stuffing it into my face and grinning like a mong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's covered in crack.
To keep you coming back.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Great slogan there, Colonel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

*trademarks*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Is he THE Colonel?
Remember, KFC only needs U for FUCK.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

No
he's not.
(TheColonel, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

There's an awful lot of colonels about today

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'll refer you to my answer below.

V
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I'm better.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)