On a serious note,
I'd consider doing somebody for assault if they did that to me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me too
I hope they get closed down soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I think you could actually do someone for assault
That dude who was HIV positive and slept with lots of women got done for GBH or something didn't he?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

We've had a case here that involved that
Shocking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Just debated this with a colleague
Would crabs, in this respect, be considered a weapon?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Biological warfare

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Hahah
Exactly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I think it's analogous to setting your dog on someone
Maybe?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Well...
if knowingly giving someone HIV (a very small virus) is an offence, and setting your dog on them is also a crime, then giving someone crabs, which are of intermediate size, should also be punishable under law.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Oh yes, I completely agree, it's a crime
Just wondering under what category (GBH, ABH etc)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

ma-lice aforethought.
Sorry.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Malice?
Who the fuck is malice?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I meant to say malice aforeskin.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Ah, I get it
Sorry. My abysmal attempt at song-based humour now seems totally irrelevant.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

but what was that whooshing sound I heard?
Is there a song/group called Malice?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Living next door to Alice

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Kerlunk.
Time for my nap.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

the size is irrelevent. It's the intent to harm.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Yeah
Or just walloping someone with your fist.
Crabs is/are an ailment. If deliberately inflicted, surely that's assault.
*stops having an affair just in case*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Probably best you do that
Although Jesus is a meek man, I've heard his Dad's got a mean streak a mile wide.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Oh that's ok
It's his dad I was having a ding-dong with.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

FILTH

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

My ex's mum once asked me in all seriousness
if my mum was 'having a ding-dong' with someone.
I like the fact that a ding-dong can be either a fight OR a carry-on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

But of course
he is actually his own dad, according to the story.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Nah
One has grey hair and a bigger beard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

If you're omnipotent though
you can be two (or three if you count the holy ghost) people at the same time. God is maybe taking advantage of quantum mechanics.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

And it also means he's onto me...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Wouldn't worry about it
He'll forgive you. And its better that he's omnipotent than impotent.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Praise the Lord

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

- and pass the lubrication.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

*anoints*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

*genuflects*

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

beard

...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Staff
I had a staff when I was St Jude. I used it to smite people.
Now I use it to open the kitchen window.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)