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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bought a sinful item of clothing yesterday
and had inappropriate thoughts about a boy named Conrad, who was BEAUTIFUL.

I'm quite a well behaved girl really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
A strap on?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
No, a CORSET :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
YAY!
What's it like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Underbust, first time wearing it got me down 3", black, mainly for wearing under things,
ridiculously expensive, yet amazing, very comfortable, is 6" smaller than my natural waist.
MADNESS.
www.whatkatiedid.com/public/product_v5.php?fes_prd_id=532
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Fucking hell.
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Photos should be up soon
I went to a drag night. It was a ridiculous amount of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
How do you do to sit down?
I have one that I used for Rocky Horror, but when I sit down it makes funny curves on my belly and I look as if I was pregnant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Ooo
Om nom nom nom
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Oh, I saw Patrick Wolf last night
does that mean anything to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Yes.
I got dragged to see him at Leeds, but I can't remember if I enjoyed it or not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I still think he's ridiculously attractive

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
he is gorgeous
hope he plays Oxford again soon. Saw him last year
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
HOT

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
that is gorgeous
if you buy it, what is a reduced waist- how much do you take off your own waist size?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I think it's supposed to "take 2-4" off your natural waist"
but I tried them on- the style I had came up a little big so I ended up going down 6".
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
so if I had a 34 inch waist
I'd buy it in reduced size 30? Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Yeah
But if you're ever in London, I'd recommend visiting the shop. They're really friendly, and they gave me at least 3 to try on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I wish I was young : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
So do I.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
you can wear a corset at any age!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Yes you can but you can't look hot as well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
that's not true
and I steadfastly refuse to believe it is so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
*begs to differ*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)
*begs outside tube station*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)
you definitely can :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I don't think it's appropriate for preschoolers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)
you prefer them naked

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
thanks Captain State The Obvious
for another thrilling broadcast
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Corsets aren't sinful
They are awesome*.

*so long as the wearer is female and not spherical
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'm vaguely spherical.
It made me feel very feminine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
But Conrad isn't my name

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Shush.
He got dragged off by a film crew who put him in a dress, but sent him back as he was too skinny.
I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
But Conrad isn't my name though!
It's Thor Von Broomtrousers. You know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
You told me it was St. Clement McPuggerson :(
Do you lie like this to all the women?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Internet bloke + woman = lies.
Everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
*citation needed*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Of which one?
Really, I haven't done anything DREADFUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I know I know, I'm just being mean to you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
:(
I think I actually might be even more boring than you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
i dont think ANYONE is that boring

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Says the blue named bgn.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
blue?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
when you click on someones profile it changes colour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
i know
i thought it was a reference to the name itself
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I preferred you when you were Teletext only.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
yeah
but I need a new outlet now
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

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