Just over an hour to go before the weekend
so it's customary to ask what you're all doing this weekend.

Tomorrow I have to go to a housewarming barbecue, an engagement party and then a birthday party, all in one night. I'm hoping for some kind of Saved By The Bell madcap capers when I get them all the wrong way around.

EDIT: I'm also going to do a voodoo dance with some creepy babies with adult heads. Take that TGB!

MORE EDIT: If my thread gets more replies than TGB's I'll post pictures of me and Applebite in filthy pole dancing poses. I may or may not have her permission for this.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:00, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOZE

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Tomorrow I am cycling to my Mum's house as my wife has left me for the weekend.
And then, joy of joys, I shall be cleaning the guttering at my Grandparent's house.

ROCK AND ROLL!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I was going to make a joke about cleaning your grandma's gutters
but just the idea of it made me feel dirty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Oh it's game on Kitty!!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

mwa ha ha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Oh you are sinking loooooooowwwwwwww

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I have to play dirty to beat you TGB

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

hahaha
I'm going to be running away soon to watch Iron Chef. I'm prety sure the final will have Tom Aikins in and I don't care if he is ginger he could butter up my buns anyday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm going to see Iron Man
RDJ can, erm, I can't think of anything clever. He can just do me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

iron chef uk?
I like it but my mrs can't stand the mad guy who presents it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Olly Smith?
I love his puns, I try not to laugh but I can't help it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

his over the top ness amuses me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I love how the other guy looks embarresed at the puns!
I also love The Chairman and his crazy faces after the secret ingredient is revealed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

yeah, the chairman is fucking boss

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I'm going to start work.
I think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

real work
or are you a filthy student like AB?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Filthy student
same year too. Completely different disiplines.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

she's science
so does that mean you're doing drama?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Classics :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

ooh mythology and that?
I always found that so interesting at school, but they made me do Latin instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Not doing any of that at the moment, though possibly later
I'm concentrating mostly on languages, and an interest in the Early Church
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I have no plans really except see my parents and go to the bank and meet someone for a drink on sunday.
tonight I'm going to stay in watch a film.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

which filum?
Top Gun is on E4 tomorrow, you and Darth could have the evening to yourselves.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I fucking love Top Gun
I might watch that tonight.
Or another equally cheesy 80s film.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I watched Footloose the other day for the first time
I enjoyed Kevin Bacon's flamboyant dancing but that was about it.

E4 have been advertising it in the inarguably gayest way possible. I mean literally with all the homosexual bits of it in the trailers, not gay in the derogatory sense.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Red Dawn

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I thought it was on tonight.
Edit: on no wait I thought today was Saturday dur
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

were you not concerned that you've been at work all day on a Saturday?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I had today off
hence the confusion
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

ahhhh I sees
Wish I had today off, today has sucked donkey balls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

But your thread kicked my thread in the balls
and then pissed on the still twitching corpse.

HAs that not cheered you up?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

a little.
I also ratted on someone at work who is supposed to do flexitime but really just arrives 10 minutes before the boss so it looks like he's been in for ages. That cheered me up loooooads.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Tonight I am doing a midnight 9k walk along the river
I just want it to be over.

Tomorrow I'm catching up with some folk and going for a Chinese.

Sunday I am going to my parents' for Sunday lunch for the first time in about a month. Maybe three weeks. Either way it is a longer-than-usual gap. They are all keen to see me. I suspect I will feel a bit overwhelmed, like Gulliver when he ends up in Lilliput.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Are you looking for a victim/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I will be by the end of it...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

don't forget the silly walks percentage
I want something to show for my little donation!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

It works out now at about 300m of silly walks!!
I've smashed my target yeah
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

suweetuh!
please please please take photos of the 300m of silly walks, it will make me ever so happy :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Okie doke!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Not drinking this weekend as my kidneys hurt last time
therefore I shall be bored, unless I can score some drugs and go joyriding in someones Honda Accord
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I think after you go joyriding in the Honda Accord
free drugs will rain down from the skies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

engagement drinks in the boozer tonight
naturally preceded by spliffs

decorating tomorrow.

playing a gig on sunday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

engagement smuggery
spliffs croissants
decorating eating croissants
playing a gig being smug
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

you're mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)

It's because I'm not invited to your smuggery party

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)

your invitation must have got lost in the most
all are welcome!

I'm off now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Oh nice,
running out before I can RSVP!

I'm only joshing anyway, you're in that there, er, far away.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Dunno.
Oh, buy a new telly as ours is definitely fucked. Despite lurching back into life briefly yesterday, it's gone all wrong again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Poor beer in it.
That once fixed a radio we had
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Waste of beer, that.
I dunno, I get home early so me and the missus can go telly choosing and she's asleep on the bloody couch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Hit her in the face then blame Bert

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

She's awake now.
And entrusting the art of telly buying all to me!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

damn
the internet has no pictures of a TV in a dalek.

DAMN YOU GOOGLE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

like you need her permission

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I bet you can't wait.
You'll be pasting your head over the top of mine and putting them in frames.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I can't wait to go home,
I couldn't give a shit about anything else at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

lies on the internet

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I had to read this today
www.nhs.uk/choiceintheNHS/Rightsandpledges/NHSConstitution/Documents/COI_NHSConstitutionWEB2010.pdf
148 pages, my mind is dead.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I've been reading statements of a big jewellery heist.
About 500 pages but probably a bit more interesting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'm gigging tonight
wrestling with photoshop tomorrow trying to create a flyer for my brother's business and some imagery for the band. It's going to take ages because I don't really know what I'm doing. It's all trial and error.

Other than morguefile, can anyone recommed any free image sites?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

How about
www.noboatforyou.com
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Oh, go and inhale a drainpipe full of bees you mean, mean thing.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

but then she could spit them at you like bullets
if cartoons have taught me anything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

True.
A Bee suppositry is the only thing for it.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I want a beehive.
Not for that obviously.

I love bees. Again, not like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Part of me loves Bees.
They're all fluffy and buzzy and they make honey and they have awesome colours and the bumbly ones live undergound.

On the other hand they are stingy little bastards.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

www.sxc.hu
Royalty free, but some folk like you to mail them if you use their stuff.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 14 May 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Probably PS2 tonight
Working tomorrow (6 hours at least), then fook all at night.
Sunday, probably tidying up, as the house is a shitheap.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm gonna
play that funky music, white boy.
Aaaaall weekend.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)