see also
www.zooborns.com

who knew a baby rhino could be that cute? Must have hurt like fuck coming out of his mum though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooooh
There is nothing better than a lot of puppies (can I use that word for other than dogs?)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

depends
animals have weird baby names. There are cubs and puppies and kittens, but then some of them are ings or lets, like ducklings and piglets. A baby monkey is called a monkling, I find this funny. I think a baby shark is called a sharkpup :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I did not know that a baby monkey was called a monkling
I've got a new joke that I've yet to try out.

While describing something mention a flock of cows.
hopefully someone will say "herd"
then I would say "what?"
they'd say "herd of cows"
and to finish "of course I've fucking heard of cows"

beauty. I can't remember where I got that from. might be on here. anyone want to take credit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Yes - me.
edit - not my joke. I just wanted to claim the credit.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Make the last sentence
"Of course I've fucking heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there"
for extra comedy value.
(TheColonel, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I think it was the Two Ronnies.
They also did the West Country farmers in a storm...

"Windy innit?"

"No mate, Thursdee."

"So am I; let's 'ave a zider."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Sharklet = calf
Rhinolet also = calf.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I prefer sharklet

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Actually... *engages tiresome pedantry*
Other mammals don't suffer nearly as much as humans do during childbirth. Because they are still quadrupedal, their pelvises are of a shape more conducive to squeezing out sprogs. That's not to say it's easy, but it's a damn site less painful and/or dangerous; as we evolved to walk upright, our pelvises obviously had to change in shape, but as a consequence it's much more difficult for women to give birth.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Still. A fucking rhino
Imagine that coming out of your minge.

yes I am implying you have a minge, you limp wristed funk-faggot
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Now implications of having a minge or being limp-wristed I can cope with
But funk? Slap bass is abhorrent. I shall not stand for this slander! I'm off to the earlier thread to get my trebuchet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

:D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

which is why humans give birth when the baby is less developed
so the head is smaller and will fit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

So in essence -
we should to have never taught women to walk upright?


note split infinitive for rhino-birth-related merriment.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Doggy style all the way...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)