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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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animals have weird baby names. There are cubs and puppies and kittens, but then some of them are ings or lets, like ducklings and piglets. A baby monkey is called a monkling, I find this funny. I think a baby shark is called a sharkpup :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I've got a new joke that I've yet to try out.
While describing something mention a flock of cows.
hopefully someone will say "herd"
then I would say "what?"
they'd say "herd of cows"
and to finish "of course I've fucking heard of cows"
beauty. I can't remember where I got that from. might be on here. anyone want to take credit?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)
"Of course I've fucking heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there"
for extra comedy value.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)
They also did the West Country farmers in a storm...
"Windy innit?"
"No mate, Thursdee."
"So am I; let's 'ave a zider."
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)
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