That's easy. Really easy
But I'm not telling you about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why not?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Cos I think I'm unpopular enough as it is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Are you saying we're all homophobic?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

If you were all homophobic I wouldn't have persisted with OT for this long

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You do realise we love you just the way you are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

*sings*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I imagine "love" is a little strong
but I certainly enjoy your company enough not to care about the torrents of abuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

When people stop abusing you, that's when you need to worry.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I shall continue to mince around in a manner that gives everyone cause to abuse me then
Easy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Darth - can we just clear this up -
you are gay, aren't you? Or have we all got this wrong?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I refer you to my obscenely attractive girlfriend
but I can understand why it's hard to believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Of course, they say you never know till you've tried it.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I have tried it
Hence my conviction. By that criteria, unless you've tried it you've got more gay potential than I have
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

exactly how much gayness have you tried?
because if it's more than some crazy internet weirdo drunkenly snogging you then you are definitely totally bent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Are you hitting on me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

hey, I might be an internet weirdo, but I'm not crazy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Your loss sweetheart

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Oh, I've tried it.
And not just at boarding school either.
We'll have to swap stories on that one day.
I now entirely accept your contention of non-bumderishness.

Of course, I'll still insinuate whenever appropriate and/or possibly funny. (If only to me. Mwah-ha-ha-ha) that was my evil laugh: needs work
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

That was an impressively honest, decent and highly amusing post
That sort of thing won't fly in this company, Mr Vest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun.


Opps -too gay?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

No, just me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

how do you deal with being scared of yourself?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Wanking, crying, Lord's Prayer etc...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

the usual then
sensible stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You wish you could be straight?
Sorry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

That's the first time someone's apologised for calling me a bumder
Although I suspect you're apologising for making an easy joke rather than the assertion about my sexuality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Bit of both really
Plus, I think you're probably still a long way behind me in the gay jokes section, mine have been going for years!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You're not gay, you're a tranny.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

He can be both.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I wasn't aware of gay jokes surrounding you until now
which shows how much attention I've paid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

They've been on hold for a while

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

it's more that they've switched to Darth.
And Monty of course.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)