Nothing will break my heart today.
I think I shall never have my heart broken again unless something ghastly happens to my daughter, as I shall never give anyone the fucking chance.

I have hot water again – and my sitting room light now has a working switch again so I don’t need to take the bulb out in order to turn the light off any more. Woo fucking hoo. My dear pal dragged me from my pit yesterday, drove me to the builders’ merchant, told me what to buy and an hour later had fixed everything. Total cost: £33 plus a can of Grolsch. Fucking tradesmen – makes you realise what a ghastly bunch of leeches they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm with you Monty. Fuck em!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

As in 'Has trousers = fuck em'?
How are ya, Blousie - am I forgiven yet?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

That depends on what I'm forgiving you for.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Well if you don't know I'm not telling.
I had in mind my dasterdly 'non-music thread' ambush last week. I was worried you'd never trust me again.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Pfft! I don't trust anyone on here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

*cries*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Well maybe just a few.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

you can trust me
*shifty eyes*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

You are the wisest of wise.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You can trust me implicitly

(to pick your spelling and grammar to pieces at all times)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You're the one constant on here.
Don't ever change Monty.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I am incapable of doing so, don't worry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You're about as trustworthy
as Agnostic Antichrist in a room full of women when his girlfriend's not about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

He's such a player.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

pl g
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I've heard he's like a sexual octopus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

So those stories are all true about AA?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Yeah, in some circles they call him Agnostic Akabusi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Awooga!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I can live with this reputation

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

That's until you meet us and then it all sort of falls apart, doesn't it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

As do most reputations

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

since you left for work
I've snuck into your house and eaten your vinyl.

how's that for heartbreak motherfucker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You fat cunt.
I should have known 6 croissants would not be enought breakfast to fill you up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

*laughs maniacally and jiggles belly*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

You have a small sliver
of Steve Hillage's 'Fish Rising' in your teeth, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

*belches*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)