Insanely jealous.
My dog attacks any other dogs he sees, so I can't go anywhere near a park. (Just for the ahhs! - he was a rescued dog, probably bred for the pit, but too useless, so abandoned. He is useless because his 'attacks' are always Bark-Nip-Roll over. Also he fawns like a - well, fawn - on humans.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my dog runs away from all other dogs, even if they are an eighth of her size
the problem is, because she's a whippet, when she runs away she runs really far away, really fucking fast.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Better:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpoon
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'm not harpooning my whippet!
The bolas I might try though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I think that may be absolutely the best euphemism I've ever heard, ever.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Filth - more filth!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

harpooning the whippet?
Oh dear.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)

We go chasing squirrels in the woods that surround the park.
Not that we ever catch any.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Ain't it great when the dogs stand under the tree
barking what they imagine is squirrel for "Come down I just want to play"? And the squirrels chatter back what they think is dog for "Fuck off - do you think I'm nuts?"
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It's funny as fuck.
They bark and try to climb the damn tree. Ever seen a Jack Russell trying to climb a tree. Hilarious!
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Then there's the cocky pimp strut as they walk off,
with that "Did you see me piss on that tree - that squirrel is fucked now" look.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)