No way!
That's why I'm saying, I could give up the internet while he was around, but if he was gone I'd be bored and my first thought would be internet porn.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

When I see him
I also think of internet porn
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

When he sees me
He pretends I'm you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

When I next see DJTP, I'll be thinking of internet porn
When I next see al, I'll be thinking of him watching internet porn.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

When I next see you
I'm going to be wanking vigorously
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'm honoured
I'll wear something wipe-clean.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'll be seeing them both at the same time
My head is going to be full of Al watching internet porn containing Dj :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:13, Reply)

When's that then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

MUTHAFUCKING DOWNLOAD!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Aww, I'm not going :(
Cannae afford it as well as getting my tattoo finished later this year.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

FUCKING FUCK YEAH!!
16 DAYS TO GO!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*jealouses*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oh, I may have to miss dance on the tuesday of that week,
As I'm going to my mate's for the night before, I need to work out trains and shiz. Won't if I can help it though :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

That's ok
I thought you would probably miss the one after as well since you'll be in no state to be upside down!

I've finished my pink PVC pole mats, I'll bring them tomorrow so you can be a dangermouse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Yes!
I've written down the routine we're doing at blush so I can practice tomorrow.

I'll do my very best to get there the tuesday after. Strangely, being upside down when horrendously hungover actually makes me feel better, it's the spins that make me motion sick.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm also going to a posh wedding the weekend before
Staying in a 5 star hotel by the Thames. I roll in style, motherfuckers!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah, but I'll be filthy and drunk in a tent
Watching RATM and AC/DC.

And Motherfucking SLASH.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Filthy being the operative word
I'm gutted I'm missing RATM though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm always filthy.
It'll just be in two different ways while I'm there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Eww, sex at festivals makes my skin crawl

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

It's terrifying and exhilarating and excellent and horrible,
all at the same time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I don't mind a sweaty fuck after a night out
But sex with someone who's been at a festival for a couple of days makes me want to vom.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, but you're just as gross,
So you don't notice.And you keep a lot of your clothes on anyway, on account of it being fucking freezing in the tent at night without a ground mat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You've made it sound a little better
But still, no thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

head vagina
watching internet porn containing and
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I don't think the and is meant to have a strikethrough.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Oh boy
is my face red after that terrible mistake. You are of course correct, I was implying that you would have sex with both of us at the same time. Clearly this isn't the case as once jesus has his cock inside you there isn't even room for my tiny bit of man flesh.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I am at a loss what to reply to this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I think you should make sure you've got a bit old bottle of lube with you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh god.
We worked out tents and stuff last night, we're having one dedicated purely to sex and the storing of the alcohol.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Isn't it always ;)
Sup Mordemanzana
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Only when I'm bored.
Hey Rootles, how are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'm good, our kid
I'm sleepy though.
The lad himself witnessed me in quizmistress mode last night and bought me wine while I was on duty, causing me to chat more shit over the microphone than usual...
When do your exams finish?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Haha, oh dear.
Do you do easy questions, or are you a terribly hard and dominating mistress?
4th of June, three more to go!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

the questions are just shit
They're out of date because we steal them from board games or from books that cost £1 in The Works.
I'm well strict. There MUST be silence during bingo.

Oh you're SO nearly there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Roota, can you tell your boyfriend that he needs to work out
how he's getting his tent to me. I sent him an e-mail about it.

Also, are you coming to my b3ta stag drinkies?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

He did mention that about the tent this weekend
So I'm assuming he's mulling over how to get it to you.
Still not sure about the drinkies. I haz two weddings, two family birthdays and a 70th in June :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Okay
I understand, I'll let you off, but just so you know, I'll be shedding a special tear just for you.



*sniff*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I AM!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I KNOW!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

YEAH!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Do not lose hope
There may be a chance yet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Please come!
We need more lovely northerners to offset all the southern fairies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I hope I'm not lumped into the Southerners category now.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You're very southern

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I WAS BORN IN STOCKPORT FFS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Your accent defies that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's true though
Lived in Stockport all my life before I moved down here, minus the time in LA.

I was just brought up by southerners.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I know
But your accent is like Applebite's, neither of you sound like where you're actually from.

I sound more scouse the more pissed I get, and I'm only a plastic scouser!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

What's my accent?
I have on occasion been mistaken for a yank. *sadfaces*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure of a way to pin it down
But it's far too soft and airy for (if I remember correctly) Frodsham.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

You do.That's probably cos my mum is very well spoken
That's probably cos my mum is very well spoken, despite growing up on the biggest council estate in Warrington.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Same here
Grew up in Tanhouse, yet have very little Skem accent at all, which I'm rather glad of. My Dad is from Great Missenden, so I suppose that must have helped, as my Mum was born in Croydon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Of course not,
Me and you will be Manchester's representatives.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

-northernfives-
We know that Al is not a Northerner.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Hahaha
You have a point
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I might be able to make it al
Although I'll have to get the last train home from Marylebone, in order to save on costs!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Your name is amazing

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

My real name?
Why thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Yes
I like the surname.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Cheers!
I'm rather fond of it too :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)