Are you sure?
Because, like I said, I'm not saying that the only reason he put his meat stick in your magic clam was because he had been sucking back a litre of whiskey when you were out of the room, I'm just putting the option out there. That's all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think you know the person it was
Maybe not personally, but you'll recognise the name.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Sex FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's what I love about this board
The subtlety of the humour
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Nope.
See my post in the thread above for how htat one turned out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

He probably lasted ages
as he had spent the whole of the day leading up to the party wanking like a chimp
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The person I'm talking about IS NOT SEXFACE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Where did I say he was from b3ta?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

"Maybe not personally, but you'll recognise the name"
Rolf Harris?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Al seems to have stalked me a lot
he might have seen me talking to him on FB
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You had sex with Psychochomp?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

No, I tried to kiss him when drunk
He resisted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

If that was true, do you really think she'd be here?
The poor girl would either be in therapy or have died of boredom.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Died or boredom?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Ssshhhhh

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I actually love you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

:D
Right back atcha doll
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

POIDH

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

NOT

sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

This is going to call for my side f the story soon.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

it's true,
I don't even know what they're talking about, I just like jumping on bandwagons.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Same here
WE JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH DAMMIT

*slams hand on table dramatically*

...Ouch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)