Weeelll....
I went for lunch with my brother and cousin in West London – shortly after I left someone got shot in the street. Staggering off home I stopped off at my local park London Fields to see a chum, to be told I’d missed a gun battle between rival ‘youth gangs’ an hour or two before. So some people had an interesting weekend, if not me, it seems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh for fucks sake
fucking amateurs! that cost me £10,000!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I heard a 'trendy' got shot by accident and died

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's so trendy in London Fields
that there were women wandering around with trays of cocktails in plastic cups, for sale. This is, amazingly, not a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I would like that alot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:36, Reply)

It was quite handy - if inordinately gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

from the brilliant Allie


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( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I read that as "shortly after I let someone get shot in the street"
I thought that was callous even for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

That "someone" was David Bowie
so it's hardly surprising.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*dreams*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)