I was talking to a girl in a nightclub (LIES!)
and one of my female friends decided it would be hilarious to run over to me shrieking "how could you, you bastard!" and punch me in the face. Then I had to spend five minutes talking a bouncer out of throwing her out.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd have let him throw her out

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

You should have kicked her in the box

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

If I'd actually been trying to pull the other girl, I might have.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Was it Clendrix?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Not this time, thankfully.
I'd have a broken jaw if it had been.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)