Where do all of you
Learn to cook food that sounds so stuck up its own arse it's practically shouting at its own colon?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

taught in a special school
you weren't invited
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:17, Reply)

But I went to special school!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, Reply)

But she went to a special Tory school Bert.
But she's got nice knockers, so I'm letting her off.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:30, Reply)

a special Tory school indeed
we were taught how to run the country and put down the oiks. Hurrah for England and St George!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Were you taught how to best present your breasts?
Or does that just come naturally.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)

have you ever been to a Conservative dinner?
I am not hot. Other Conservative girls however are. A dinner with them is depressing.

And of course we're taught how to present our breasts. Most important part of training dontcha know?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

True, but I'm presuming this is OUCA
In which case I just find them funny since in the time I've been here they've apparently managed to get disaffiliated and re-accepted by both the main conservative party and the university.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Nope
I'm not a member of OUCA.

But yes OUCA woman are generally hot. I'm thinking more Conservative women in general though. Take it from me there is NOTHING kinkier than a Conservative lesbian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Don't listen to him Noel.
You rock.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I wasn't slagging him off
It's just that you all make such posh dishes.

I was brought up on a diet of oven chips, frozen pizza and E numbers, your world is alien to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Me too but I learnt the way of the balsamic vinegar and my life changed forever.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I was expecting more of the chips+enumbers to be honest
This thread is starting t0 look like the menu for a posh restaurant.
I don't do fancy sounding cooking, just do simple sounding things in extremely complicated ways (I can make my own thai red curry from scratch).
Having said that, I really want to try doing the tempura snails from Heston's Gothic Feast
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I'd like to take some oven chips and e-numbers
and use them to sodomise your mum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:33, Reply)

At fucking last
It was about time somebody with a sense of humour took over this thread
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I'd shove one chip at a time up her arse
wait for her to squeeze it out and then stuff it up her nose until she vomited up her own kidneys
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Bluergh!

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, Reply)