Om nom nom
What will you be having/are you having/have you had for dinner tonight?

Mustard stuffed chicken and bacony noms :D

Alt Q: What's your basic fallback food to make when feeling uninspired?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:56, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Quiche
Asparagus and parma ham quiche, in fact. This might not fill my cheese quota for the day, so I may well be having a grilled giant mushroom with goats cheese as well.

Fallback food is probably pasta or fishfingers and beans.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

what's the odds of that?
see below...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I had a Fab and a cheeseburger
Yes, the latter is correct. Lolvegetarian.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:13, Reply)

since when is cheese a veggie?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:27, Reply)

it's the "burger" part

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:08, Reply)

you're the "burger" part

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Fatty, with baps
a little saucy, but has pickles so no one likes it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:15, Reply)

shoot homegirl, I love me some pickles

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I hate pickles.
and onion. Who the fuck puts onion in burgers, fucking nutjobs
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)

yeah, who the fucking hell would put onion in a god forsaken veggie burger?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:23, Reply)

It wasn't a veggie burger
that was the point of the "lolvegetarianism" comment
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Haha, you had a mouth full of hot meat
Also, I drove past Gonz's flat today and thought about your vadge.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:26, Reply)

You gave me a mouthful of hot meat last Thursday, remember?
Oh god. I hope to hell Hexy's deleted that photo :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I think the chances of a boy who would actually take a photo like that
actually deleting a photo like that are zero to none.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Of a lolfatty in bed with SEXFACE?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Anyone who bursts into a room to take
a photo of someone else's minge will be happily wanking like a chimp over said photo until the end of time.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I don't think he intentionally went for the minge.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I reckon he was trying to get SF

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:05, Reply)

stop confusing me.
online.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, Reply)

You should try nodding your head like .... yeah
and shaking your hips like .... yeah.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:36, Reply)

not in the mood, al
sad times at Kristine Towers
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Awww man,
that's put me on a right downer now. Why so sad pretty lady?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:46, Reply)

cunt blokes and shit
how's all going at Castle Al?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I thought you were going lesbo?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

nah, even if I were I'd still be pretty upset right now

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Punch your cunt bloke RIGHT in the cock
show him you mean business. The fucker.

Castle al is all very well. I'm off to the south west of England this weekend to drink a lot of beer and see CHCB and her baby bump.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:51, Reply)

he's not my bloke *huffs*
oh man, that sounds well awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Big girly hugs for Kristine.
You're my favorite American after Barrack Obama.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I prefer her to Obama
because I'm a terrible racist.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:56, Reply)

oh man, BGB I am well sad, IRL :'(
ta for big girlie hugs and being second to Barrack
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, Reply)

What! There is something wrong with this guy if he's not looking to tap a hot piece of Kristine ass.
I hope he comes to his senses and then all over your boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:56, Reply)

no >:(

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Do you not like spunky tits?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Yeah, this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Sorry for confusing you.
Hope you feel better soon :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)

roasted vegetable & harissa cous-cous stuffed portobello mushrooms, with pine nuts on top.
there's also some pesto flat-bread and a harissa baguette ready to go in the oven when the mushrooms are done.
we be having tastey sammidges tomorrow.
there's some foie gras in the fridge which will go nicely...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:13, Reply)

And I thought
that what I was having was poncy...

*edit* giant grilled portobello mushroom FTW!
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:15, Reply)

1/4 price in tesco yesterday, got 6 packs!
the foie gras is one of my non-pc weaknesses that i always buy whenever passing through france, like we did on our way home from poland after our easter holidays.
in fact i always spend a good €300 "chez eduard" or somewhere similar just before we catch the ferry!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Haha
mine were 37p reduced in sainsburys. Clearly the people of the UK are not meeting their giant mushroom needs...
I've never had foie gras. If it's not a stupid question, what does it taste like?
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Your name is similar to my first name
I think we should team up or do stuff to each other, and film it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:34, Reply)

You're just trying to make up for the sensible post below now aren't you

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, Reply)

You see right through me
*star jumps*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:40, Reply)

berk
by name, not quite *that* much of a berk by nature.
But thanks for the offer.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I don't take rejection well
and frankly a thread's just not a real thread on B3ta til somebody's made a rape joke.

So I'm going to rape you, and film it. Just kidding!

not really
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, Reply)

so how many mahoosive mushrooms for 37p? i got 6 for 54p.
if you've never had it then it's not a stoopid question at all.
foie gras is not just about the taste, a huge element is the texture. it's the creamiest muthafluffin ting you never ate.
taste? imagine the softest and mildest tasting lambs liver, but without the lambey taste? like superfly chicken liver? it has the essence of goose (in this case, but you can also get duck foie gras) running through it but not in a heavy, meaty way.
best experienced rather than described, but that's down to my shitey describing skills.
don't ever let anyfolks with animal rights feelings let you know you've 'ad it, they will quite rightly go mental. it's a cruel food.

but fuck me, it tastes so good.

if my own child tasted so good then i would doubt she would sleep so well...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Yes,
I hear tell foie gras is a bit mean. It's not enough to just feed the goose, you have to grab it's little face and cannon food down it's throat. I'd probably try it (after all I've tried caviar, and the only thing I could think at the time was 'some poor cunt has paid a lot of money for what essentially has the taste and texture of fish jizz') but I'd feel too much of a right bastard to ever indulge. *wags finger*

I got a meagre 3 mushrooms. I'd feel somehow more cheated if I'd paid full price though..
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, Reply)

it's only a rumour...
the poor goose farmers need to bodily restrain the geese to stop them nomming all of the tastey goose food. hence the face-grippage. anyone who suggests otherwise is a pinko-fascist/bnp scummbag not worth listening to.
poor goose farmers, they need to spend such a fortune on plasters and bandages and suchlike. not to mention the rsi from forcefeedind ahem restraining the darling little vicious buggers...

as for the mushrooms, i don't think you got too ripped off. that's only 13p/shroom! not bad!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Right now I'm having cheerios
A little later I've got some sweet and sour chicken to dig into.
Fallback food would be bolognese, easy to make and very adaptable.

I can't believe I just did a real reply to a food thread, I feel dirty
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I don't know what I'll be having, I've been invited over for stuffed peppers which are vile so I reckon I'll be having my fallback food
kraft mac and cheese
ohmyguhgood
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:27, Reply)

no food
since I had lemon peppered turkey earlier with potatoes etc.

Fall back food: snacks, especially Special K snack bars
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I'm having pasta
My fallback food is pasta.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Hello Boss Keloid
How are you doing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Hey Bert!
I'm ok thanks, how are you and where you been?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Hello Beekers.,
Looking forward to celebrating your birthday with me?
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Glad to hear it, BK
I'm alright thanks, I went away for a bit and now I'm back for a bit. Circle of life and all that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, Reply)

YOU LION KING BITCH

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Hamanama, akilha....!
Abadaba achanya!

Ladysmith Black Mabazo rocks, but not in bean adverts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Good stuff, good to have you back!
Hey Blousie, I can't wait. Just a whole month!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:16, Reply)

We'll be the prom queen and king of the bash.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Can I have a crown?
You can draw one on when I inevitably pass out :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:18, Reply)

You can have whatever you want.
It's your birthday.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Woooo!
What would you like?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, Reply)

A man to call my own.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Awww, I want a woman to call my own.
My smugness of the other week got hammered flat and yet again, a woman has made me look a cunt. I'll never learn.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:24, Reply)

We'll give each other a hug for our birthdays : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Yay!
That's a nice present :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Innit.
I hope I get hugs from everyone who turns up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Sure you will!
But don't hog all the hugs!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Oh man putting that on RIGHT NOW

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Hot-smoked mackerel with honey and soy
with a tomato, red pepper and cucumber salad, brazil nuts and dates, and a pint of water. I don't have a fallback food, I eat what I want because I'm ace like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Where do all of you
Learn to cook food that sounds so stuck up its own arse it's practically shouting at its own colon?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:16, Reply)

taught in a special school
you weren't invited
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:17, Reply)

But I went to special school!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, Reply)

But she went to a special Tory school Bert.
But she's got nice knockers, so I'm letting her off.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:30, Reply)

a special Tory school indeed
we were taught how to run the country and put down the oiks. Hurrah for England and St George!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Were you taught how to best present your breasts?
Or does that just come naturally.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)

have you ever been to a Conservative dinner?
I am not hot. Other Conservative girls however are. A dinner with them is depressing.

And of course we're taught how to present our breasts. Most important part of training dontcha know?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, Reply)

True, but I'm presuming this is OUCA
In which case I just find them funny since in the time I've been here they've apparently managed to get disaffiliated and re-accepted by both the main conservative party and the university.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Nope
I'm not a member of OUCA.

But yes OUCA woman are generally hot. I'm thinking more Conservative women in general though. Take it from me there is NOTHING kinkier than a Conservative lesbian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Don't listen to him Noel.
You rock.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I wasn't slagging him off
It's just that you all make such posh dishes.

I was brought up on a diet of oven chips, frozen pizza and E numbers, your world is alien to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Me too but I learnt the way of the balsamic vinegar and my life changed forever.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I was expecting more of the chips+enumbers to be honest
This thread is starting t0 look like the menu for a posh restaurant.
I don't do fancy sounding cooking, just do simple sounding things in extremely complicated ways (I can make my own thai red curry from scratch).
Having said that, I really want to try doing the tempura snails from Heston's Gothic Feast
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I'd like to take some oven chips and e-numbers
and use them to sodomise your mum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:33, Reply)

At fucking last
It was about time somebody with a sense of humour took over this thread
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I'd shove one chip at a time up her arse
wait for her to squeeze it out and then stuff it up her nose until she vomited up her own kidneys
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Bluergh!

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Roasted veg cous cous with prawns, sun dried tomatoes and asparagus.
And lots of red wine.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, Reply)

pasta with stuff on top
for both answers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I somehow managed to mix your username in with your post
Now I'm wondering what squirrel tastes like
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:27, Reply)

nutty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I just got home and I can't be arsed to cook proper food
so I'll be reheating the pizza I bought a few days ago. I put it in the freezer so it should be ok.

I feel shame posting in a food thread.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, Reply)

it;'s a special kind of dirty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I just cant bear to eat it cold. I'm sure mould didn't get a chance to set in.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:48, Reply)

of course it didn't
and even if it did, it's all antibiotics isn't it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:50, Reply)

If she microwaves it for long enough
all the bugs will die.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Unless you're allergice to penicillin. Then it's death served cold.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:52, Reply)

don't die becky, I just couldn't take it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, Reply)

If becky died I would be even sadder than when I found out RJD died.
Also I'd have to find someone else to eat her cheese and biscuits at my wedding reception.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Aww that's so sweet. I hope you'd be well sad at my funeral
I'll make a list of people I want to be there and give it to someone important looking.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'll paint half of my face in sad clown make up and half in happy clown make up
and I shall alternate between extreme joy in celebrating your wonderful life and extreme despair in your passing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:05, Reply)

will you mime your feelings?
and express being boxed in by your grief?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)

No
Mimes are shit. They are almost as bad as living statues.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:08, Reply)

true
but clowns are almost as bad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Meh.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)

that does not appear

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)

meh
What are you up to?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Just put on false eyelashes
and am half/half on the dress I mean to wear.

See post above for the people I'm going out with. Hot Conservative lesbians

You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Are you a lesbian too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:18, Reply)

no sadly
or this evening would be even more enticing. I'm bi but prefer men
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I'm bi but prefer women who prefer men .

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Sounding good
It's a bit hard to convey on the internet, the whole spectrum of liking without sounding like a twat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Fair enough
I'm watching QI and about to go to bed as I have a very early start tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)

sleep well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)

You to
try not to get too hot and bothered and the though of David and Nick enjoying a nice glass of whiskey before heading to a big cosy bed together.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Well,
One of the tory guys I know is rumoured to be an absolute demon in the sack
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Shame he's also a massive cunt
who likes kicking people with less money than him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

doesn't everyone?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)

This is Oxford my dear boy
That's rather what the poor people here are there for.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Hurrah :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Go go
beta lactam of DEATH.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Yeah baby!

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Pizza.
Pizza is God's way of proving He exists and truly loves us all.

Or maybe it was just some bloke somewhere. Whatever. Pizza is magnificent.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)