i regret fucking every man ive ever fucked
id take it all back and then id just not fuck. how fucking great would it be to not have all the stress and aggression and fucking boo hoos that seem to come with fucking. fuck.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck yeah!

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)

*fuck fives*

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I think you must be doing it wrong.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

how great your life must be

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

It's fucking awesome, even though I'm not getting any.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:26, Reply)

marvellous

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Ok then.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)

last word.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)

If you must.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)

word.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I was going to go with this
but
golly I had some good times
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

this is my point, you'd never know what you were missing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)

yeah
fuck sake
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Whoa sisters.
Give me an amen to that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I wouldn't take them all back, just some of them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)

nah fuck them, useless fucking fuckers

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Isn't that what caused the problems in the first place?

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)

see, this is the backchatting shit im talking about here
have we fucked?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Clicking this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)

you fucking would

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Damn right I would

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)

You should come to my b3ta stag drinkies
and then you can shag becky
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)

oh man you know i dont bash
or fuck
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:38, Reply)

It's not a bash though
it's just an excuse to go to the pub and drink beer. I'm sad that you're not coming.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)

yer yer id turn up
and youd all be standing there in your robes and shit, chanting and waving dead cats wearing those fucking post-its that b3tans enjoy, ones that say 'BEWBS' and 'LOL' and then id cry and have to ring mam to come and get me or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Your mam would come in for a quick G&T
while you waited in the car. She'd be right laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)

nah that cunt dont drink
i ran away from my best mates hen night once. it was shit. so i rang mam and then slinked away before diving into the moving car still eating my maccy'ds shouting GO GO JUST FUCKING DRIVE as the bridesmaid ran after me screaming... 'WE LOVE YOU!'

true story. sadly.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)

If I buy you a Big Mac will you come to the pub?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:55, Reply)

yer i'll come up the pub
one day
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Don't think so
I'd have bought you a thesaurus.
Probably a sweary one though, this is b3ta after all
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)

and id have crammed it down your condescending throat
and then have not fucked you, just to make a fucking point
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I'm not asking for anything poncey
Just a little shag, some screwing, a hump, bang, or even a bonk.
Just something to break up the neverending stream of fucks
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:44, Reply)

here, get your own fucking thread
go on. jog the fuck on you criticising prick. the level of which im not fucking you here is off the fucking scale
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Fuck them in the fucking fuck.
Fuckers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:32, Reply)

But I like sex, it's fun and squishy and stuff. I only regret the ones who I felt more for than they did for me.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)

youre so fucking gay
get with the not fucking you fucking queerbo
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:32, Reply)

lol!

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Totally getting with it because I want to not fuck you all night long in every position there isn't.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)

for fuck sake

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)

i wuv roo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)

She wants me really Kristine. Not as much as I want you though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I want her more than you do though

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Quite possibly. You want her from far away too, whereas I'm closer to her for sneaking visits outside her house and watching her through the window

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)

link me up, bitch

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I need to speak to my sources first. But I'll totally hook you up.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)

yeah uh huh okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I want her to come to the pub more than both of you put together

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)

someone will try to have sex with me
thats what happens at these things
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:43, Reply)

If we promise not to let Psychochomp talk to you
will you come?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:46, Reply)

in all fairness, im half gyppo id eat that cunt alive
nah ive got a bad leg aint i. its err... bad and shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I want her to come to Bodeans so I can meet her before you
And I want her to come to the pub as well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Do you think we could combine our efforts
to get her to the pub?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:45, Reply)

you's are a bit rubbish at this secret plotting lark

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I'm hoping you'll be all impressed with the effort I'm putting into securing your attendence
and give in and come to the pub and have a small glass of wine with us.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:51, Reply)

she necks absinthe, and you expect her to come out for a 'small glass of wine' ?
I know I'd tell you to fuck off
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)

haha christ i ended up mixing that shite with pimms and triple sec
sad times.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)

fair point, a drink is a drink
only go if they offer to buy you a bottle
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:57, Reply)

i feel victimised.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:59, Reply)

oooh they do them in small sizes?
id lose all my mystique if i showed my face amongst internet. im elusive ent i
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Only one.
The rest I knew were cunts and accepted that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)