They're no Limp Bizcuit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

don't dis the biz!
I'll break your fucking face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

back up, back up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

and give a brother room
the fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom
mercy mercy mercy me
my life is a cage but on stage I'm free
hyped up syched up ready for wil'in'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Emo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I saw a big truck that said Emo Oil on it this morning
it made me smile.

Then I realised I was one of those people who smiles when they're by themselves, making them look crazy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Haha, good old Fresh Prince!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I will.
Didn't they have a giant lavatory on stage into which effigies of Britney Spears were thrown, or something?

Can anyone top this as the worst stage gimmick of all time? It makes Cypress Hill's giant inflatable joints seem positively cool...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

It was the Spice Girls and Hansen they flushed
and yeah, there was a worse stage prop. Would've been fine if the guitarist hadn't suggested it be 18" high instead of 18' though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Geri Halliwell once made her stage entrance
out of a giant pair of open legs. That's was pretty tasteless.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

No, it's all empowering for women, innit!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Yes
The message was "drape yourself in a Union Jack and get your norks out and you too can be a success in a field in which you demonstrably have no talent"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

remember her version of Its Raining Men?
what am I saying, of course you do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah, it was in Bridget Jones' Diary
and the video had her in a Flashdance-type outfit to show off how much weight she'd lost...

This is exactly why, isn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Or just very honest

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Even though that song is 11 years old
EVERY time I play it at Rawkus I can guarantee the entire crowd will scream "BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT" back at me. Either the Bizkit have enormous enduring appeal or my crowd really fucking hate me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I would scream
'turn this terrible shit off' back at you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

be fair Monty
would you be there in the first place?

And if so would you consider simply having a good night to bad music?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I would be there in my role as assassin of Allah.
I'm not that much of a churl. I have enough to decorum (I hope) that were I out at a night where they played music I didn’t like, I wouldn’t spoil it for people by being petulant. I’d simply smile and cry inside, and prop up the bar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

or take your ipod/mp3 player along
go outside for a smoke and listen to some good music to fortify yourself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

These are all good ideas
Next one's on June 5th Monty. I'll guestlist you, just to see the look on your face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

take my what?
I have a steam-powered gramophone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

bring it on a shopping trolley
a tartan one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I just stick it in the back of my bath chair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

whenever I hear that
I think of Jane Austen and The Silver Skates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I used to live round the corner from Jane Austen's house.
We knew the people who lived there - one day the chap came out of the bathroom to find a posse of Japanese tourists in his sitting room.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I hope he charged them for the privilege

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

You live in Norwich,
it's probably still in the top 10 there.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Haha missed this one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I won't even bother to say that Norwich moves with the times musically
as it would be utter bollocks.

I remembered yesterday and forgot to mention, the one thing I remember from my trip to Milton Keynes (in 1999) was a remarkably high proportion of well-endowed girls. Is this still the case?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

There's a decent ratio.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)