I love the variety that you get with the different flavours. Purists hate it. I think they're stupid

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love ones like pork and apple
or caramelised onion and red wine. People who hate variety are indeed stupid. And miserable. And boring.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

And cuntish

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Best sausages I ever had
were Caribbean ones from a specialist in Angel (no longer there). In all seriousness I plan to write a book on the world's sausages one day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'd buy it, or steal it from a library

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I have tried hundreds of the fuckers
from Chinese wind-dried sausages, to north African merguez, via haggis, Argentinian black pudding....all fucking great.

Andouillette is the one exception. It stinks of actual pigshit and, whilst I am not 100% certain, having never eaten it, it tastes like how one would imagine shit tastes like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

lol, love the awnser here
www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246238
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:48, Reply)

The spelling looks suspiciously like yours, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'd do something a lot more long-winded than that.
Explaining how different women from different cultures taste differently, except instead of 'cultures' I'd use the words 'breeds'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:06, Reply)

*Sigh*
It's hard to say what shit taste like, because there are so many different types. I'm going to presume you meant human because animal would be disgusting, and possibly dangerous. There are plenty of different breeds of women, like Chinese, Indian, British and Mexican, who all have different tastes. I can't pretend to say I've tried them all, but I am well traveled and where ever I go, I find a women who would let me try (at least, for a fee). The biggest trick is that humans have a natural aversion to feaces, and you have to overcome that. After the first 3 or 4 times, the enjoyment you get from consuming such things outweighs the natural disgust, such as a fine blue cheese. In general, it also depends on their diet, if they eat more 'fast food', then the taste is slightly sweeter with a runnier texture, where as if they have a lot of fiber in their diet, then the texture can only be described as more solid and the taste is more savoury. Age also makes a diferance, because as the body matures, so does the digestive system. It is very special to taste another persons feaces which creates a bond akin to eating a placenta, which is another delicacy you should try. For something unusual, try vomit, it is slightly sour and very sharp, but is just as veriad as feaces. If you could find a partner willing to experment with verious waste fluids, try spending a few months of her eating specific goods until you get the combination of taste and texture that is to your liking, unfortunatly I can only find partners-for-rent to do such acts for me, and as such, dream of a day where I can truely experment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Fucking hell gonz
You should totally post this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

...to Daily Mail have your say

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 May 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I rented a book from a libary over a year ago, and I'm to scared to return it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:43, Reply)

make sure you don't allow any racist typos in there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)

They won't be typos.
'These sausages are favoured by the Darkies, bless their cotton-picking socks'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I hope those socks are made from artificial fibres,
you can't have 'em wearing race-traitor socks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I fookin' love you!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:25, Reply)