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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Your logic is flawed.
1) I was probably about 11. I had no interest in boys whatsoever til I was 16.
2) It would only work with certain men.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Your post is a lie
1) you've loved cock since you came out of the womb
2) It would work even if said man had just died, as long as he had an elastic band round his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I would hate to be found dead with an elastic band around my cock
There's no good explanation for that, plus, you're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
There are worse things to be found with around your cock when your dead.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Applebite?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Aww, I kid, I just had to go with the setup

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
That's ok,
I just called you a woman further up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I noticed.
We cool now?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Yeah, alright
*offers hand for shaking*
*whips hand away at last minute*
Oooo, too slow
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Oh, it's like that is it?
I'm sorta bluffing, I can't be all that nasty. You fuck emo guys, so I guess you're punishing yourself enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Haha yeah
It's a terrible burden I've chosen to bear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I just want to shave the heads of most emo boys
And tell them it's not cool to wear cardigans or neon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I'm not talking the super emo here,
A nice little fringe, some skinny jeans and a check shirt is all that's needed.

I have no desire to shag an old man or a highlighter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Skinny jeans don't fit real men who have real muscular thighs
And check shirts are for lumberjacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I wore check shirts before they were fashionable.
Proper flannel lumberjack ones. In fact, I've got one on right now.

And I'm not really a fan of lots of muscle.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Nor am I
But my legs are a little developed from cycling. I tried on some trousers in Blue Banana, and couldn't fit my fucking legs in them. Stupid emos.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm also wearing a bandana,
I am that cool.

Haha, unlucky. I can't wear skinny jeans, I look like I'm tottering round on pins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I don't consider it unlucky
It means I don't look like I've got golfclubs for legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Fuck you.
Cardigans are awesome.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
No, they're really not
That cunt from Gavin and Stacey wears one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Rob Brydon?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
No, the other one, Gavin
Him and the fatty star in that film Lesbian Vampire Killers, which is utter toss, despite having lovely lezzy ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
it was pretty bad
although it did have some amusing bits.

Matt Corden? Or is it James Corden? James is the fat one. Anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, them
Cardigan-wearing, unfunny cuntholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
MY cardigans are awesome.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Yuk! Even I wouldn't stoop to necrophilia, even if it was Jensen Ackles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
You would if they were still warm.
You would view it as a shame to waste it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I would not!
You all overestimate me terribly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

overestimate me know I like to have sex with

+ badly dressed emo kids
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Curses!
I cannot dispute truths like this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Just waiting for Psychochomp to buy a cardigan now

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Hehe this!
Or a check shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I own both,
I don't like them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
The sacrifices one makes to get a bite at that apple, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I don't see why everyone assumes I'm desperate to impress her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Because it's a cheap laugh?
That's why I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I think it's like TGB's vag
it started out as one comment and then got carried on.

It's like a Psychochomp hearts Applebite mini meme
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I think its sweet

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
That wasn't what I expected you to say.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)
If it means you wont be slobbering on me whenever I see you in public, then yes I mean it

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Does this mean I should wear a raincoat to the bash then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Preferably not just that
But it is advisable.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Layers. Lots and lots of layers.
All waterproof.


And jizz proof.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Look as ugly as you can when he approaches. This advice will stand you in good stead.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Right.
I'll do my very best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
that's more the sort of thing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)
ooh wordplay!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I was in two minds as to whether it was cunning word play
Or pure shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
cunning
in a so bad it's good way
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)
You're too kind

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)
well I guess
Dean (not Jensen Ackles obviously) is technically dead so that's probably necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

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