There's a sense of humour and then there's putting porn up at work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Have you seen the cover to debbie does dallas?
Its hardly porn. a fully clothed woman with a cowboy hat on. There's one nipple on the back which I covered.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

It's a porn film though, that's the point.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Yes but the image wasn't so I wasn't putting up porn at work
Plus I bet the artsy film has got more tits in it. In fact I might watch it and find out.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Work isn't the "real world"
if someone wanted to use that as an example of systemic sexism in the office to get a sexual harrassment case through then they could.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Not here they couldn't
Most stuff gets blamed on the zany students. I came in yesterday to find they had built a quarter pipe up against my building and were riding their bikes up as high as the second floor.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Those crazy kids!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

crazy kids cunts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I like this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

As much as breasts?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It will be the left wing lesbian librarians that have taken it down.
Cause it's demeaning to wimmin innit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I heard a member of staff refer to one of the lesbian librarians as
"A mean spirited, miserable, old, tuppence licker" I had to pick up my cup to stop me spitting tea on my keyboard.
( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Clam jousters, is my favourite term for lezzas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Rug munchers is mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

muff divers

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I'm fond of Carpet Lickers myself

( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

my sister once asked me what a fudge packer was because she'd heard a joke she didn't understand.
we were sitting with my mother at the time though so I tried to explain in the least vulgar terms possible. After I'd explained, my mum piped up with "oh that reminds me, what's a carpet muncher?".

Worst. Conversation. Ever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

But with clam jousters you can do the hand signs!
Place the tip of your middle fingers over the end of your index fingers creating two "clams" now bump them together!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Did you ever do that thing where you place both hands flat against each other
and make the live long and prosper sign, then get someone else to do the same thing and then interlock your hands with each other at right angles. Then you look between your hands from the wrist end and it looks like a fanny?

I've probably explained that badly, but if you've ever done it you'll know what I mean!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I still do this...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Yay!!
Me too, I think I only did it about two weeks ago.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Me too!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's a classic.
Up there with 'smell the cheese'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

and don't forget
if your hand is bigger than your face you've got cancer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

"open the fridge"
*POW*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

the best one ever
is the one where the punchline is 'Haha - you're an AFRICAN BUM CLEANER'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I am not familiar with that one
I'm fond of the more modern

"do you like fish sticks?" (fish dicks)
"yes"
"what are you some kind of gay fish?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)