LIKE A FUCKING DREAM, Rachel....
...a fucking dream.

The thought of wearing £30 pants whilst outwardly looking like a 1970s roadie amuses me, for some stupid reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

what sort of a dream, monty?
the sort that makes you all sweaty and screamy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)

a dream of PURE AKABUSI.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:57, Reply)

awooga
i can't bring myself to use the word fanny though. call an arse an arse, i say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:58, Reply)

It's not a term in regular use in Boyce Towers, I must admit.
Might you be convinced into attending my next curry jaunt? I think you should.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:04, Reply)

curry jaunt?
please to explain?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:07, Reply)

It's a time worn ritual.
Monty invites a load of b3tans round, and then proceeds to turn them into a vindaloo. This is why some b3tans are never heard of again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Don't give me ideas.
My brother and I are enthralled by the antics of 'The Crossbow Cannibal'. I'm also watching a great doc on Mengele RIGHT NOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Whitechapel-based B3ta low-key dinner engagement
arranged by me. They're remarkably civilised, despite my best efforts to corrupt impressionable youths with cognac.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, Reply)

whitechapel
is only adding to the ripper-esque connotations of this.

but i am seduced and flattered by the use of the word "youth".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)

On a wholly unrelated matter,
I am so pissed I've just caught myself nodding along to the tune on the Weightwatchers ad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Big lols

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

that is a total non sequitur
i have tried and failed to see the link apart from curry and calories. think i am reading too much into it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Yes, definitely come join us. Tayyabs meat is all of the win. Unless you're veggie, but I think others who have been were veggie also and still enjoyed it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Others were veggie
and no longer are, due to the haunting meaty aromas*


*coming from my dungs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I'm a shit veggie. Have been since my ex boyfriend forced his meat into my mouth.
AND I LIKED IT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Oh you charmer you!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)

i am exceptionally fragile
today after an epic weekend. please kindly refrain from making me vomit. many thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Had you slipped massive drugs into it?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I'm not that generous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Sadfuckingface.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I vote the next one is after payday as I'll be skint until then. I'm paying for your dinner this time as well :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:28, Reply)

awwww thanks bex!!!!
(joking) how be ye??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Pfft, you can afford your own dinner ,)
Good thanks lovely, starting a new job tomorrow. How goes it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

ooooh good luck! hope it goes well
well i am at work now, so..... but a great weekend ta!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Cool, glad to hear it. Also thanks :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Up to her elbows in other people's animals, I should wager.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Nah, not working today :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I'm not working all week.
Ha! And the forecast looks reasonably good, so I'm thinking some nice walks in the hills with the dog.

And possibly a funeral; not so good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Awesome stuff
Well not the funeral so much, but I'm sure you can find a way to put the fun in funeral.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)

My mum's ex-bloke's partner.
There has to be a postmortem first, so it might not even be this week. If it's not I probably won't be able to get time off work anyway. I barely knew her, only met her on a handful of occasions in the space of 19 years, so...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

So it's not really the end of the world. This makes me glad.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Nah, not really.
She was a nice person though, so if I can go I will. Don't know the details but it might have been emphysema; she was a heavy smoker and permanently hooked up to an oxygen cylinder for the last few years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Sounds like my aunt. She still smokes with the cylinder attached as it gives her a better nicotine high
facepalms
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:58, Reply)

As you wish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

It's only fair I reckon.
I'll let you know when I get paid. I feel the need for tasty dry meats and Mango lassi.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Oh Christ
I read that as 'mango Akabussi".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)

*Busi-style hearty LOL*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I'm abroad from Thursday til the 18th or 19th anyway.
Let me know when you have cash and I shall assemble the Mongol Hordes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Cool, it'll be around then that I get paid, either from the last job or the new one.
Ooooooh, are you gonna fuck your ex?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:57, Reply)

No.
I have my sights set on another.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I've missed this. Is she hawt? Hawt enough to stop you from fucking the mother of your child?
If so then you're a good man. If not, then hell we all make mistakes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:01, Reply)

She's got magnificent chest conkers, apparently.
Earns a ton in the porn industry and spends all her cash on obscene lingerie. What's not to love? Apart from the hailing from Middlesbrough bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Ouch, that Middlesborough accent's got to go

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)

She's fucking great
but is from Middlesbrough and a bit scary. I have known her for years and she genuinely doesn't appear to be a mental.

I'm best off on my own I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Well see what happens, if it works out then great, if not then you wont have to listen to her accent until your ears bleed.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)

How's that going, Monty?
Any joy yet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Fuck all, old bean, fuck all...
(I'm too chicken by a long chalk)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Want me to put in a good word for you?
I can use my Northern Connections and stuff. She'll be munching on your cock before you can say "Bowie? I don't see what all the fuss is about, frankly".

Oh, on a tangent, we went to see a band yesterday that does rockabilly covers, including a rockabilly Ace of Spades. It was excellent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Magic!
my love of rockabilly is only bested by my love of Motorhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Here you go.
Sound quality is pretty shit, mind, and you need to go about 1:25 in before it starts.

This doesn't do them justice, really.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8x3ffzQAKs
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I like this.
Rockabilly rocks.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:34, Reply)

too fucking right
Here, have this repost:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LELD_V8ZvHw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:44, Reply)

That's really quite incongruous.
And yet warms the soul.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:55, Reply)

i thought we weren't going to tell anyone?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)

DAMN YOU, DIONYSUS
for you have loosed my tongue like one of Artemis' darts.

(I think I should go to bed)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:07, Reply)

the greek names confuse me
i did latin, not greek. although, in all fairness, that confused the fuck out of me too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:13, Reply)