Oooo!
There's nothing like having a new bf for getting the urge to buy fancy undies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I always found the pressure
to successfully buy them for exes unbearable and most unfair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, Reply)

it's not hard surely
just note their size
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)

More of a 'style' issue than an 'ability to read' thing...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Just remember that women like to buy their own crotchless knickers.
You'd be better sticking with white and frilly.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)

hmm
with to

did i do that right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Perfectly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

excellent
it was my first time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I can't wear white and frilly
Unless I'm wearing a white and frilly top.
It reminds me of my communion day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

just tell them you only like commando
job done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)

I'd end up going out with Barry Bulsara.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)

hey
you could do worse. i have.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)

And you'd be a very lucky man

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Buy something else if you don't like buying unders
Nobody likes a crap present that you didn't enjoy buying!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

^ wise words ^
right here. although. better this than spending a fortune on some ungrateful ingrate!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Aye
If he'd really tried his best, and they weren't camouflage pvc, you'd have to be gracious, thank him, and wear them for bedroom only.
Men don't understand the practicalities of making sure underwear is compatible with your clothing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:38, Reply)

yes
a lot of men don't quite get the "black bra, white shirt" phenomenon. this is only a good look if you are britney spears in school uniform 12 years ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Good underwear costs a fucking fortune too.
having endured the massive cringe-fest that is 'Monty in Agent Provocateur', leaving several hundred quid lighter ONLY THEN to have to watch them open the fucking gift, heart in mouth, is not my idea of fun.

/single
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:39, Reply)

You buy your girlfriends undies from AP?!
I'll introduce you to Amy. She'll love you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

i suggest
abandoning agent provocateur in favour of jewellery. i am happy for you to practice your gift-giving skills on me - i am generous like that.

fuck me, i am writing an article on contentious issues in green leases, is there a worse way to spend a bank holiday? seriously??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I spent a good chunk of yesterday writing a 7 page caselog on a dog's cryptorchid castration if that helps?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

we should so swop articles
before handing them in
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Mine is electronic submission, so they already have it :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I spent the morning cleaning my flat
only to find it still looks like a dirty record shop, so I gave up and have watched 6 hours of Nazi Hunters instead whilst quaffing Sangiovese di Romagna as if it were water.

My kidneys hurt.
*SADFACE*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)

i might put you on a compulsory detox
i mean, i have no authority or right to do that, and no way of knowing if you are complying. but you know. i am a lawyer, so i do get to make the law, and therefore you have to do as i say. and you have to love it, bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

*obeys, tremulously*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

You can get good underwear in much cheaper shops than AP
And that's not me in my usual Primark mode.
High street underwear is really improving.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:43, Reply)

ha, it's like that gretchen wilson song
"victoria's secret, yeah their stuff's real nice
but i can buy the same damn thing on a walmart shelf half-price
and still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on tv
no i don't need no designer tag to make mah man want me"...

i hate country & western music, but that song rocks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Hear hear!
*is currently sat watching BBC2 waiting for Queens of Country*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)

i will confess to a sneaking love of the dixie chicks
"i'm not ready to make nice..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

I like the one where Earl gets murdered and wrapped in a 'tarp'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

it should make your ears bleed
but actually it doesn't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Boxed-set of WWII documentaries it is, then!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Haha I know
He's gonna have me bankrupt!
Nah, to be fair, I needed a bra in this colour anyway because the straps will be visible with a dress I've bought. He might be the reason I bought matching fancy knicks though ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)

You'll give him a big head
Pun intended
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Haha, sauce is always welcome here, Ms Letters.
Pun intended.

He's in Stockholm at the mo so I think I'm alright
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Yeah, you'll be reet love
Seen the popular page lately?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Oh yes indeed
Pissing myself in Alton Towers I was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Awesomesauce

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)