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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My worst was in Jilly's in Manc
She was a looker, but the kiss was horrific. Buckets of saliva, her pounding my mouth with her tongue, me nearly gagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
ahh Jilly's
refuge of the emo kids who wish they were damned.

Although it's dead now, which is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Is it? I've not been there in years. My mate used to DJ the goth room.
I will get my nipples done soon, might make the missus stop pinching them all the damn time (like, in Tesco). Probably won't though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)
yeah it shut down a few weeks ago
due to lack of attendance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)
In my day it was fairly popular
Where do alternative-types go now?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)
KFC?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I would, I fucking LOVE KFC
No KFC or rock clubs 'round my way :(
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I don't know
I'm out of touch with the youth. I went in Satan's last year, that was fun, but it's not really gothland.

Ask Applebite, she's young and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)
As am I
I won't ask Applebite, she'll reply with youth-isms and txt spk and will laugh and call me 'Grampa' when I don't understand her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Oh god, you're giving me flashbacks to when my friend Scary assaulted me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Scaryduck snogged you?
This kiss was how I imagine oral tentacle rape would feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)
so good, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Sugoi!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)
It's a Japanese thing
Was going with the whole hentai vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)
oh god!
tentacle cunts! *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)
NEW! Hentai Vibe!
- Squamous!
- Rugose!
- Mains powered!
- Realistic Tentacle Action!
- Multi-Orifice Mode!
- Comes with Three Flavours of Ichor!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Yes that was exactly what I meant.
It was like having someone prod around inside my mouth with a big chunk of rubber. Then she punched me. Then I ran away.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)
She punched you?!
She sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I imagine you'd like her.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I just noticed your sig
awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)
and lying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)
There's no skin left, I've had to give it rest.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I was being sarcastic
Maybe she punched you to distract you from remembering what a shit kisser she was?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)
maybe he's projecting and it was actually he who kissed her so horrifically
hence the punch
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I have never once pondered on how good a kisser Wookiee is
I could just ask some other b3tans though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I think it'd have to be Kaol.
His answer would be "His whole face fit in my mouth, hur hur hur."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Kaol's a latent cannibal
Or homosexual, I get confused between the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Both.
Think Jeffrey Dahmer.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Could be.
I was pretty drunk. That was a strange evening.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

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