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Robyn will be in DC in august!!!!!!! Oh fucking man, I'm totally hitting that shit right up.
What shit are you totally hitting right up?
alt. What would like more of but cannot have?
I'd quite like some Irn Bru. But it's all the way over there *points*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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I would like more wine
but it is too early
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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says who, exactly?
I had a margarita at noon the other day
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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I have a tute in an hour
I'd probably best not turned up sozzled.
Though if monks were allowed wine with lunch, I can't see why I can't
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I would like more self-motivation please.
Thanks.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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I have a big bottle in my fridge
and don't want it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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drink it for meeeeeeeee
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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i can't like
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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I don't like irn bru,
WHAT SHOULD I COOK FOR DINNER TONIGHT 3 PEOPLE ARE COMING OVER!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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Pizza
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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why are you shouting, you act as if that's a ton of people
oh but you're probably not used to company are you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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You're meant to be one of the ones that likes me :(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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I doooooooo
massive pasta sounds good akshully
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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A big pie
Or a big pasta
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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I think I might make MASSIVE PASTA
thanks toots
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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Easy and tasty.
Like the ideal wurmurn
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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I don't go for easy women
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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With goats cheese pieces, sundried tomatoes and black olives.
Nyom.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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goats cheese is rank
it tastes like ginger vagina
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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fuck off out of my thread
goats cheese is brillll
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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Signs up to Kristine's newsletter.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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so's ginger vagina
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PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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rusty roof, smelly garage
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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Oh dear,
I've just had to write your name into the 'Terrible, terrible people' section of my notepad.
FEEL THE WRATH.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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haha on man this reminds me of the father ted where graham norton sings bohemian rhapsody
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:11,
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He was first in the book of Terrible, terrible people.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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I read that as "suicidal tomatoes".
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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Chili con carne
And garlic bread
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I want MOAR HUGZS PLEEZE.
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girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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Hugzs
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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I think you should know that Kraft has come out with cheddar cheese with bacon pieces in it
this should be enough of a reason to visit
*moar hugz*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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I'm a vegetarian : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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If it's anything like their cheese
it will contain 0% of what is should be and will be mostly plastic.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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Ah yes. Fake bacon to go with the fake cheese.
I'd like that.
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girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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Fake bacon is the only fake meat I will eat
Bacos are the food of the gods!
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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Facon.
Is disgusting. I do like that vegetarian Sos-mix or whatever it's called though.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:03,
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Veggie sausages and burgers are delightful
I've not had a real sausage though.
I think I prefer fake burgers to real ones.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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real sausages are amazing
not your supermarket shite, but proper ones made in a butchers
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:20,
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Next time I see Lovely Ex I'll badger him to cook me some
(he's the one that introduced me to meat)
I hope he has another kiln party.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:23,
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sounds like a plan
try some decent burgers too. sainsburys does a very good range of burgers, which I have reverse-engineered so I can make them myself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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I'm just afraid of biting into it and finding a vein or something
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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that's pretty unlikely in something made of minced meat
doesn't happen in other meat either in my experience.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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Also, I don't know what bits to eat
and what to leave. I'd probably end up eating everything includig the bones.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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generally speaking it's a matter of personal taste
if you put a bit in your mouth and it tastes bad, or grosses you out, then don't eat it.
for instance, I don't like eating fat, like on bacon, unless it is totally crispy.
Bones are probably not a great thing to eat.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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I will find someone to cook me nice meaty things and not be angry if I don't like them
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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I'd offer
but I'm quite far away.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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S'alright love
I'll see if the housemates will do it next year
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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Me too
Bacon has to be crispy at the very least.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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madness
pink and soft.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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you freak
if it doesn't shatter when you poke it then it's not cooked
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47,
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have you tried M&S crispy bacon strips?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55,
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I have not
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55,
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They rule on sarnies
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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^this
they're lovely. And crispy
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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they sound good
I'll have to seek some out
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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they're part of the 3 for £5 stuff
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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it's rare that I go in or near M&S
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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any reason?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06,
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it's in the centre of town
and I'm not :-)
I need to go there on saturday to return a shirt, so if I remember I'll pick up some bacon bits
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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You won't regret it
and that's a promise
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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I love that sos mix.
*puts on shopping list*
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girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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I think there's some facon in my freezer at homehome
Actually my dad probably has eaten it. I think he might have meat-lust.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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a what?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:03,
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Fuck.
That's Brilliant!*
*?
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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Hug.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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Holidays
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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I want more time until my exams
And less distractions to fill it with
And more interesting textbooks so revision isn't such a slog
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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Breakfast
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broadsword, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:10,
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MOTIVATION
and knowledge
And the love of a decent man
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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they're like endagered species or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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I know some decent/fantastic men
but they're either gay, taken, or have already said they don't like me like that.
OR ALL THREEEEEE
actually, I made out with J___, who's a fully card-carrying gay, and he instigated it, but we were only metres from the girl who had an obsession with him and he rejected her because he was a girl. Maybe I'm just really manly :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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nah I used to make out with my full on gay friend
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:20,
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I used to make out with a lot of my friends.
We were an incestuous bunch.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:22,
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I've made out with a fair few amount of people
making out is awesome
girls are way better kissers than guys
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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Testify, sister.
Trying to think the best kiss I've ever had was.
Ok, that was a boy. But kissing girls is fun.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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hmmmmm best kiss was probably from a man, it was hawt
I say man because he was 40 and I was 23
gawd was it hawt
most fun was from a girl, Jamie was her name, so secks
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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Best sex of my life was from a ...23? 22? year old when I was 18
He came up as a suggested friend on facebook and I suddenly remembered and hid my face in my hands.
It probably was my best kiss because of all the things leading up to it. And the weather. And how much I liked him. And the fact it was the day after my birthday.
Little did I know that it was to be our last proper, loving (or so I thought) kiss :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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Oh you kids and your making out
and your fluid sexuality
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:23,
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I know my sexuality now
I'm a 1.5 on the Kinsey Scale.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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srsly
how the hell do you figure that out
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:25,
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It's self assessed
I didn't think I was quite 1, but not quite 2. So 1.5.
www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-hhscale.html
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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oh I thought it was like a quiz or something to tell me things I don't know about my sexuality or something
I reckon I'm about the same
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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I'm a zero then
Never kissed a guy (or done more) and don't want to.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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0?
Exclusively hetero?
Or with mild occasional leanings? That's a 1.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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0
Men, like cigarettes, are dirty and smelly and don't interest me in the slightest.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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okay I think I'm more of a two
I've dated girls and slept with them and check them out on a regular basis
however, I mostly only want a man
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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I check girls out
and enjoy kissing them. But never dated. I'd have sex with one again though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I think about sex with everyone.
I mean everybody I see/meet/speak to.
I've checked out men old enough to be my great grandfather.
I think there's something wrong with me.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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It takes a lot for me to like someone properly
emphasis on the properly. I've done some bad things because I've been like Roota says down there.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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oh yeah, I rarely like anyone
my former and I are currently going through the motions again but all we do is argue, I'd rather argue with him than be with anybody else though :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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I'd rather be used and fucked around by the only person I've really felt for
then abandoned for months at a time, then go around and sleep with randomers from clubs.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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yeah, that's what's happening here
except the last time we split I didn't fuck around with anyone else
he doesn't believe me
thinks I'm some sort of sex fiend
can you imagine!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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Nah, nowt wrong with that, so long as they're legal then think away!
I'm glad some people can be honest about it :)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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yeah, it's only been legals, at least ones that look legal
can't tell very well these days
my favorite thing to do is check out a mans package
gawd what is wrong with me
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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As said, nothing's wrong
I'm sure you're not alone, and guys check out women all the time!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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probably a two
or slightly less. Like a 1.8
/detracts from point of the scale
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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Nah, as he says below
it's a gradient. I know what you mean.
"More than incidentally" is quite strong.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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Hmm
yeah a 1.8 then.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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I know! What with their make-out parties and promiscuity
None o' that in my day.
Oh, except for the last few b3ta bashes have involved random bisexual snogfests
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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I'm gutted I missed this one
but I have kissed quite a few.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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It's happened at a few
Generally TGB/Clenders/Lusty/Ancrenne, plus Catface/Kaol/Wookiee, and hilarious combinations thereof.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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Oh man, awesome.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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not awesome
only time I've kissed a guy and it was Kaol :-(
when I say "I've kissed" I mean he grabbed my beard and pulled me in
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Did you do open-mouths with him?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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maybe a little
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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Ew
Beard overload
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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Yeah, he does that
Not to me though, don't know why.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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trying-not-to-laugh-in-library-lols
I've not met you, but I can see that from him.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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I'm not denying it was totally hot to watch
but I was sober and surprised.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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THERE BETTER BE GAY KISSING AT THE NEXT BASH I GO TO
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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Or what?
If Kaol and Catface are there, then you might be in luck.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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there wasn't any at the last bash I went to in Cornwall
not that I'm aware of anyway. it was quite sedate in comparison to previous ones
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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I'll be sad, drink too much
and almost get lost finding my bus-stop home.
Again.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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June time fun
I'm going to gaz Al about it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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Oh YES I almost forgot about that.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47,
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I might make it down for the evening
Depends what the Lady is up to.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49,
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It may not have been amusing to you
but it sounds hilarious
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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you liked it though
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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can't say I did really
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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Modern life is rubbish
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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I can imagine you tutting.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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No no
I'm sighing!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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Sorry :(
I've been a good girl recently.
Ok, maybe not :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:42,
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Ha, hey, who am I to judge anyone!
Do as you wish, I just find 'making out' and meaningless stuff leaves you open to feeling blue after a while.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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Oh definitely
I seem to be the only one of my friends who's looking for affection rather than sex.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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I was on sex strike when I found my dude
Most inconsiderate of him.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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I can't be doing with it.
only time I've done meaningless things is when I've been blind stinkin drunk or depressed.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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I didn't get involved, for one reason or another.
And certainly won't now I have a lovely lady.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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Good lad
Aunt Roota approves
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Aunt? You're not that old!
If I were single I'd maybe think about snogging a b3tan just for a snog's sake, but I'm exceptionally picky.
Edit again: More picky than my FACE justifies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I am deffo in Aunt Roota mode today
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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