just paint your todger with neons
and let it point the way
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I find my that with my hands it's the target that eludes me.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I regret to say
they've already been invented
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm soooooo tempted to get one of these for my nephew.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

We used to have one
they are very good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It's good, but...
I really want the entire bowl to be made of a phosperescant material, so it looks like a ghost bog.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

paint it with glow in the dark paint

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

it would wash off where you wee'd on it
which might look pretty cool. Hey! how about one which uses that global hypercolour paint!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

This could be horrid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You could get
a little UV lamp instead, it makes wee fluoresce. Or something. I can't imagine it would be all that good for you though, exposing your nethers to UV..
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

if you drink enough red bull
it goes fluorescent anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)