Which BASTARD has BROKEN YOUR HEART this time
by being INSENSITIVE
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i don't have a heart
made of ice and steel with a bit more ice at the centre underneath the frozen steel, that's me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

So are you going to tell us what happened or are you waiting for a relavant /qotw

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

oh nothing particularly exciting has happened
or not to me anyway (although i have spent the past couple of weeks shovelling up a friend whose lovely new bf turned out to be married with child). i just thought it might get some interesting debate out of you lot to cheer up my monday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Oooo! that's naughty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Man she must be rebounding hard
hook me up yo.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

but... but...... i thought you were trying to seduce ME
albeit slowly and with a total lack of interest on your part, but still. now you are just proving my point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I'm losing track of the people that I'm meant to be seducing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I'll sumarise
Any female b3tan who isn't TGB.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

And me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

fuck no, have you seen bash photos?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

To be fair, there are some female b3tans who are incredibly hot

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Yes, doesn't mean that I'm trying to seduce all b3tans though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I thought your "have you seen.."comment was just about TGB
not so harsh as I thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

it's as harsh, but not personal,
I wasn't even thinking of TGB to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

LIES
You're always thinking of me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

:(
Vip someone Gazzed me this

Which was odd
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

that is fucking weird
particularly as I don't even recognise that photo. this is not the first time that has happened.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

someone gazzed me I made
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

indeed there are
certain poledancers spring to mind
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

engage pandatron

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I think that one's a chick,
she can get away with it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, girls pandering to girls is a given
It's the equivalent of guys saying to their mate "Shut it, gayer, it's your round".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I wasn't sure if it worked that way or not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

it does
because in the words of said to that investigator off House 'less creepy more gay'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

can't it be the gandertron? please?
Maybe if I extend my neck and honk?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

The Gandertron was a stroke of genius

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

*is flattered*

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that'd be hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

absolutely
if you're gandersexual
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

you can't tell me you wouldn't like to have a pretty girl extend her neck at honk at you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'd be a bit worried first
and probably pat her on the back and ask if she was choking. She would be charmed, but confused. Then I'd possibly think about a relationship with her, only to realise that she wants me to dress as a goose at night, and she was actually a feathery (like a furry but with birds) and therefore not suitable dating material.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I can see you have thought this through carefully

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I have indeed
you can never be too careful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

very true
you are wise beyond your years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Cheers
*honk*

That didn't ruffle my feathers at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

TGB is female?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
Recent tests have concluded she reproduces asexually.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

You bastards
You utter bastards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck! We've summoned her!
*checks his protective wards*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I know where you live
You're screwed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

But on the bright side, there's no risk of kids.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Did someone shit your bed again?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

only me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)