oh man i just dont know where to fucking start

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Roll up and ride on Rosie
She'll make you go round and around,
Roll up and ride on Rosie,
The magical, musical, merry-go-round
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:03, Reply)

i'll make you sick thats for fucking sure

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I'm sure that's not true
You look like a right go-er
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:06, Reply)

i dont do much go-ing, it all sounds like effort to me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:09, Reply)

That's alright
Just lying there and taking it's as good as being a go-er in my books.

Better yet, try not to move at all, or even breathe and let me pat your hair and call you Jessie
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:12, Reply)

does this mean we're married now?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Well, I don't think I'd drink your bath water
but you might be worth a mexican avalanche or two
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:17, Reply)

yeah, imma pass
ive got a bad leg
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:18, Reply)

You just passed up the opportunity of a lifetime, sugartits
I'm the sexual equivalent of a water buffalo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:22, Reply)

id have to shave my legs and minge and wash and shit
fuck all that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:23, Reply)

You clearly don't know Bert Monkeysex very well
Bert Monkeysex likes it rough
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:25, Reply)

you want me to slap you about a bit?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Preferably with a big strap-on cock
With the face of 80s microphone fiend Marc Almond gurning all over it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:29, Reply)

always with the fucking demanding
i cant be dealing with high maintenance bitches
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Just shut up and take it
You ought to be bloody grateful, you louse-infested sack of cockAIDs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:37, Reply)

here, fuck off
ive got a bad leg and me imagining you standing there pulling your fetid fucking pork over a photo of my hairy thigh is making me gag you dirty cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Haha!
*puts rosalicious in his good books*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:42, Reply)

this sounds terribly ominous :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Homo-erotiominous

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Wowzers, seriously, wozers, bra-vo, I was just reading about how Stealth and Bomber ate WBM's dinner and how the appologised on facebook and all that, followed by some absolutely cringeworthy replies.
And I was all like "Oh man, if this is the creepeist it gets tonight, it's not all bad", and then KABLAMO, I come on here and read this, and it totally out-creeped that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:11, Reply)

*guilty laugh*

( weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:26, Reply)