I made
Pineapple: two pineapples and a litre of pineapple juice
Apple and raspberry: four apples, 300g raspberries and a litre of apple and raspberry juice
Strawberry and banana: a pack of strawberries, two bananas and a litre of apple juice

My fridge looks like a mad professor's lab.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What machinery do you use?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Just imagine lots of glass jars with different coloured liquids
bubbling away through condensers and tubes with bunsen burners and little sparking plasma globes. It's entirely nothing like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

My kitchen is like that already
Just by not doing the washing up for a month.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I read somewhere that's it's more important to eat loads of veg than fruit.
Fruit has lots of suger in it but veg can supply all your vitamin needs without the suger.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

this is true
smoothies are still good though :-)

I can't imagine veg smoothies would be quite as nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Soup motherfucker.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

quiet you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

My body needs sugar.
Veg generally need cooking, which breaks down some of the vitamins and minerals.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Less so if you steam it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

steamed veg is the way
particularly carrots or brocolli
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm addicted to tenderstem broccoli and asparagus at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I blended the yoghurt, milk, muesli and frozen berries.
It tasted a billion times better than the same ingredients combined in a bowl. I'd forgotten how much smoothies rock. That's me on them for summer.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

that sounds like a good idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

What portions of each? This sounds lovely
I think I've got a cheap blender in the kitchen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

pot of yoghurt, same quantity of milk, tablespoon of Alpen, handful of frozen berries.

Blend the fuck out the suckers.

Drink. (Straw optional but I found a box of straws in the cupboard so I had to use one for that true smoothie experience).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Cheers!
I'll bag some yoghurt and Alpen tonight and give it a go!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Just chuck it all in, baby.
Proportions are for emos.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

also, this ^

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I did a fruit and veg smoothie crash diet for a week before a holiday
it worked a treat
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)