I've been told I can't talk about my looks, relationships or my ex.
So.......................................what's everyone having for breakfast?
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:32, 158 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A cup of tea.
Bitch ate all the toast and I'm too lazy to do any more.
I'm having cereal for lunch I'm so lazy. Probably still in my dressing gown.
Not my new one though. That would be silly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I had a Rustlers Burger that was meant to be for lunch
I know they're hideously bad for you, but they taste so damn good!

It was for breakfast because I'm not tending to eat tea at the minute, meaning I'm starving first thing in the morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:41, Reply)

damn good! hideously bad
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

It was one of the BBQ rib ones
So best of a bad bunch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I love those
had one last night in fact. I put salad on to make it healthy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Sorry
it healthy me feel less guilty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

can't argue with that
I had a sausage pasta bake for lunch so my day had been low on veg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I had a Hoisin duck wrap from Tesco.
and an innocent mango and stuff.

I'm on my third tea, and need a wee.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Humble pie and my own words
Becky's put me on ignore and unfriended me on facebook :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:43, Reply)

You're your own worst enemy Bert.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:45, Reply)

That's not true
Gonz totally kicked my arse last night, I was crying and everything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:48, Reply)

He outclassed you Bert.
But you were on the re-bound from Becky.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:55, Reply)

The pain is just too hard to bear
and it was like he was rubbing salt in my freshly opened wound
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

You'll get over it Bert.
I'm sure we all feel your pain.

*disengages sarcasm chip*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

wound rusty sherriffs badge
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Girl.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Who me?
I only didn't argue with him because it would be like kicking a puppy. A disabled puppy. One with wheels instead of back legs, a wonky eye and learning difficulties. And no nose
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

It's never stopped you before.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I'm a changed man
Last year everyone thought I was serious when I picked on Gonz, that I was actually being racist towards him, when in actual fact I'd seen him on /talk months before he ever came to OT, clicked many of his posts and had nothing against the poor little guy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

No nose?
How does he smell?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Like Subway.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

^this

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

m +p

Fucking awful.

I have to do everything myself around here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Haha
There goes another baby.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I had my bacon roll
over an hour and a half ago.

It was very tasty.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I had Oatibix.
I rarely have anything other than cereal for breakfast nowadays. Only if I've been drinking heavily I will deign to have scrambles eggs or baked beans on toast.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:47, Reply)

A night on the drink
followed by an egg/beans-based breakfast will have you farting merrily for the day!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oatibix is for the pre going to bed snack
Three or four in a pint glass with semi skimmed milk.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:50, Reply)

muesli, yoghurt and strawberries
or tea and toast

or both. I'm very hungry.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It's been a long time since I had breakfast :(
I'm ususally not awake to see it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Life of a student
Bloody easy, not fair!

*grumbles*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Even as a student
I'd always eat breakfast.

Sometimes it was around 11am, but still.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I rarely got up till lunchtime when I was a student.
Now I feel like I've had a good lie-in if I get up at 8am.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I feel I must have been some sort of failure as an undergraduate
On the basis that I usually found myself incapable of lying in, usually just on the grounds that I'd be too hungry by 9am and feel compelled to eat something.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Sharon fruit, and apple and raspberry smoothie.
I've lost a whole stone in weight in a month.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:56, Reply)

My gob is well and truly smacked.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Read the book.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I've skimmed through most of it already.
Because skimmed is less fattening : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Pffft.
I reckon he actually brainwashed me. I'm really enjoying myself, just like I did quitting cigarettes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm not sure my head's in the right place to give up drinking though.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I meant food.
Quitting alcohol came after.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I don't do too bad with food.
I eat heathly but my portion sizes are a bit on the generous size.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'm quitting food.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Food's for wimps.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Which book is this?
Good work on losing a stone dude!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Alan Carr
His biography called Chatty man. Who knew a guy as camp as him would have the secret to losing weight.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Especially as he's a bit tubby
Or was the last time I saw the annoying cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I might try reading his book as a dieting technique
My hate for the man is such that I'd probably throw up every few pages.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Cheers!
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d.html/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/278-4922772-8852231?redirect=true&ref_=oss_product&a=0140263586
Mobile site, fucking Amazon's mobile/regular site integration is fucking awful.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

it looks interesting
but I wouldn't be prepared to go vegetarian as seems to be the main emphasis, and all the reviews on amazon seem to stress that point :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Some of the reviews are really bad
Like the one that says that he compares our bodys with cars; that there is 1 whole chapter talking about the existence of God; that 11 of the 14 chapters are about how good his stop smoking book was and, best of all, how we should eat followed by our instincts and don't go to doctors, as animals don't do it and they're ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

on reading the reviews
(both good and bad) apparantly he posits that the reason crocodiles are leathery is because they eat meat. Mind you I'm not very good at re-eduction so it probably wouldn't work for me anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Some of his claims are somewhat spurious
but the overwhelming theme is, why would you put anything but the best food through your body if the best food is always available?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

but I'd dispute
that fruit and vegetables are the best food. Unless he just means quality in which case I entirely agree
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yep
We are cleary omnivorous. You can choose not to eat some foods for your believes, but not because it's good for your body. If you stop eating some foods you need supplements so your body doesn't stop working.

I have a friend who loves gardening and has planted a lot of fruit and vegs. They're starting to give fruit now, but she can't eat them because she's sawn them growing. She has no problem with supermarket ones.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Your friend is weird.
Unless, of course, she was fertilising the soil around them with her own shit...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I don't think she did
She started planting vegetables because she didn't trust the supermarket ones being organic enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

And yet now she's grown them, she can't bring herself to eat them?
I can understand people growing emotionally attached to an animal and being unable to slaughter it when the time comes...but a tomato?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

And beans?
I know, we laugh at her a little.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Does she just need to talk to people more often?
I now have an image of a woman sitting in a greenhouse having a cup of tea and a chat with an array of runner bean plants.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Hmm
I've been a lifelong vegelesbian and I've never had to take supplements for anything. I don't have anaemia, which is quite common in veggies but maybe I've just been lucky.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Yep, I was a vegetarian for the first 28 years of my life
and I was incredibly healthy for the first two-thirds of that, without supplements, therefore I disagree entirely with what you're saying on the internet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Maybe
I eat a very healthy diet with a bit of everything, but I have a problem in my blood and need to take vitamins and iron. I don't think my doctor would approve me quitting meat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

You can get iron and B vitimins from other foods.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Ok, ok
I'm cleary wrong there. I just say what the doctor told me. I know you get a lot of iron from lentils (mmmmm... lentils) and fruit and vegs have tons of vitamins. I just understood you needed supplements. Maybe for proteins? You get the fat from butter and oil, I imagine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You don't need fat if your body's using carbohydrates for energy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Well, you need certain oils for certain functions.
And you need fat because it MAKES STUFF TASTE SO GOOD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

You need fat

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I think with your vegemetarian example and Aberracion's omnivorous counterexample
it's probably fair to say it depends on the individual. Everyone's metabolism is slightly different, and presumably everyone's requirement for iron, vitamins, beer, etc will differ. Most veggies make up their iron easily enough by eating spinach, but some people will just need to eat red meat and liver.

I am, however, fairly sure that my housemate's diet, which is quite the opposite extreme (very carnivorous), whilst rich in protein and iron, is probably not doing him any good at all.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

^This
I have been slightly anemic at times but not worryingly so. Guiness FTW.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

^ this
I'm allergic to eggs, fish, shellfish and peanuts. So I sort of need to keep up the meat eating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Poor you!
You can't have eggs or shellfish?

I'm only allergic to artichockes (well, no, but I hate them)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I can have some egg
in cakes for example. But things like meringues, or fried eggs or whatever are inedible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I would die without eggs
They're part of almost all my meals.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

don't even remember what they taste like
though even the thought of fish makes me want to be sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Ah eggs
my diet is woeful. I'm going to feast on all the free food at home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I tell people I'm allergic to mushrooms because I hate them.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I might try that
with something I don't like.

I'm intolerant of apples, pears and bananas as well come to think of it. They don't kill me, but they make me red and itchy and spotty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Buf
I don't know what I'd do if I was allergic to any of them, or any food in general!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

it's been since I was a child
so I don't really even know what I'm missing. Occasionally I'll do a tester to see if I'm still allergic. Not with peanuts or fish obviously, but with the fruits and egg
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I'm luckily not allergic to anything
but certain things just make me gag having them in my mouth.

Shut the fuck up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

so...many...possibilities

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I don't like onions
it makes it feel like a cockcroach has crawled into whatever I'm eating and as I bite down I'm crunching the shell.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

:(
that makes me feel a bit sick. Like the mere thought of that Centipede film
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

So, you know, nothing to do with them being reptiles or anything?
*picard facepalms*
I'm trying to work out whether that's more or less retarded than Gillian McKeith claiming that the reason green vegetables are good for you is because "the chlorophyll in them helps to oxygenate your blood."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

That's so good!
I had never heard it before, but I'm not surprised some people believe it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I hadn't heard it myself until recently.
I thought she was just a mad Scot who liked to look at poo, but it was after reading a bit of Ben Goldacre that I found out about these ridiculous claims she was making. The way he picks apart that particular example is hilarious, basically along the lines of
1. Chlorophyll requires light to convert CO₂ into oxygen. Your body will absorb this chlorophyll through your bowels. If there were any source of light in your bowels, then there would be something seriously wrong with you.
2. Assuming there was enough light in there for the chlorophyll to function, it would start producing oxygen. Lots of oxygen, in a warm environment full of methane. Might cause some complications.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You're still missing the 3rd part of the triangle
As long as you stay far from an ignition source you should be fine. That can be complicated to do if your belly is so thin/full of holes that light can reach your bowels.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
Put enough oxygen into an environment and you start to lower the ignition temperature...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Only to a point
We'd have to do some checks there, but if you add too much O2 you run out of fuel (or you increase the pressure in your bowels so much you might explode anyway)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

At any rate
I think we can agree that the whole proposition is quite ridiculous and that Gillian McKeith is talking utter shit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Yes, we can agree on that

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

That review is pretty much spot-on.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

That's not entirely the case.
I eat whatever I want. It happens that I want fruit and vegetables, but I still have anything I want occasionally.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Oh man, I'm totaly having a smoothie instead of my muesli.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Put museli in your smoothie
for good slow-release carbs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Will do. And I have some frozen berries too.
This is gonna be so good.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I made
Pineapple: two pineapples and a litre of pineapple juice
Apple and raspberry: four apples, 300g raspberries and a litre of apple and raspberry juice
Strawberry and banana: a pack of strawberries, two bananas and a litre of apple juice

My fridge looks like a mad professor's lab.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)

What machinery do you use?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Just imagine lots of glass jars with different coloured liquids
bubbling away through condensers and tubes with bunsen burners and little sparking plasma globes. It's entirely nothing like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

My kitchen is like that already
Just by not doing the washing up for a month.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I read somewhere that's it's more important to eat loads of veg than fruit.
Fruit has lots of suger in it but veg can supply all your vitamin needs without the suger.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

this is true
smoothies are still good though :-)

I can't imagine veg smoothies would be quite as nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Soup motherfucker.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

quiet you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

My body needs sugar.
Veg generally need cooking, which breaks down some of the vitamins and minerals.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Less so if you steam it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

steamed veg is the way
particularly carrots or brocolli
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm addicted to tenderstem broccoli and asparagus at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I blended the yoghurt, milk, muesli and frozen berries.
It tasted a billion times better than the same ingredients combined in a bowl. I'd forgotten how much smoothies rock. That's me on them for summer.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

that sounds like a good idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

What portions of each? This sounds lovely
I think I've got a cheap blender in the kitchen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

pot of yoghurt, same quantity of milk, tablespoon of Alpen, handful of frozen berries.

Blend the fuck out the suckers.

Drink. (Straw optional but I found a box of straws in the cupboard so I had to use one for that true smoothie experience).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Cheers!
I'll bag some yoghurt and Alpen tonight and give it a go!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Just chuck it all in, baby.
Proportions are for emos.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

also, this ^

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I did a fruit and veg smoothie crash diet for a week before a holiday
it worked a treat
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

toast and a smoothie
breakfast of champions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Was it a croissant smoothie?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

if only

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I can't help but think that'd actually be pretty tasty...
We had a buffet brought in a couple of years back, where some of the sandwiches were made with croissants, was rather odd eating ham and cheese with them, though tasty...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Sausage fucking roll.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Microwaved?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I just stare at it sternly until it bucks it's ideas up and gets hot.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Does it work with chicks too?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Only in conjuction with alcohol.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

A cup of 20p machine mocha
C'est tout.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

20p?
20p?
Can you even get hot water for that price these days?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You can in my work's coffee lounge
Of course, 20p is a day's wage here...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Hangover for breakfast, probably one for lunch as well
shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You need Marmite on toast, stat!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

*Boakes*
i'll pass on the marmite, but i'll take a big slice of common sense and self control if you've go any spare...

The shame of the midweek drinker.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Marmite On Toast is the best hangover cure I've ever found
Well, except when I paid £7.50 for a bacon buttie and a cup of tea, it shocked the hangover out of me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I will add that to my list of hangover cures
the only time I liked marmite was during my student years when my body cried out for vitimins and minerals.

At my house I have a small jar of Vegemite that I brought back from oz. It truly is the devils snot.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Did anyone used to have Heinz sandwich spread?
I have no idea what the fuck it's made of. It was alright though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

God I remember that stuff.
I loved it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I think I loved it too
but I'm not sure why now
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I remember it
I didn't like it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

two sugar doughnuts
cause the baker's didn't have any chocolate croissants left (or prepared, I don't know)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm eating an apple
it's Noel's fault. Peer pressure and all that, I've had an apple for breakfast and a banana at 11am for a snack every day for 2 weeks now. I haven't lost any weight yet but that's because I've been subsidising them with cupcakes and the like at the weekends.

I've brought my caramel squares into work so that everyone will eat them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I don't mind taking the blame for something positive.
It's all those bestiality charges I disagree with.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

if you can't do the time....

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I've been doing similar, two apples as my day time noms
And something vaguely healthy-ish (if you squint) for the evening meal.
Kinda blew it at the weekend when I had a massive wedding meal, two emergency McDonalds and a pizza when I got home...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah I had Dominos last night
and a McHangover Cure on Sunday. Wiggy's joined the gym though and he does all the cooking so hopefully he'll start cooking more healthily. It all went downhill when his parents bought him a deep fat fryer for Christmas...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I got a griddle from the Lady's mum as a random present
And also a steak to cook in it! Woo! She's Irish, and likes to feed people :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

My friend is trying to watch her weight
but her boyfriend is Italian so she has no chance.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Just cawfee
I'm so tired.
I want work to blow up before I get there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

*sqeezes eyes shut*

*concentrates*

Let me know if it's worked.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Try harder

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Roota-ta-ta
Haven't spoken to you for ages! How's the Liver bird?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Eh up Kitzo!
I'm good ta. Shattered though.
Lots of travelling, two weddings and a gig, all in the space of four days.
Diet went West as well :( Back on it today though.

How is yourself?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

same old same old
bit bored of life at the moment. Work is dull. But it pays the bills, so I can't whinge too much.

Get a hypnotape like Noel, it'll mind control the weight off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It's a book dear.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

ape oad
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I really, really like this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

bowl of Tescos Crunchy Oat Cereal with almond and sultanas
plus a healthy swig from a carton of 5 alive superberry drink and a cup of tea.

BGB has made me wish I'd had beans on toast now though. Haven't had that for breakfast in ages.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)