i forgot about offtopic.
much nicer than /talk.
hello.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hello
how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, Reply)

i've just eaten about ten of my five a day in one meal.
i feel like i'm turning into some kind of hippy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, Reply)

that sounds dangerous
I'm about to cook some kind of chinese beef and cashew nut type thing with noodles.

what sauce is the only question that remains...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:03, Reply)

oh man i love a bit of cashew
and that beef you get, sweet sticky crunchy beef thingy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, Reply)

the stuff that's kind of like the texture of popcorn but made of beef?
that stuff is good

time to get cooking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Crispy shredded beef, you can get chicken done the same way too which doesn't get the chewy bits.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:11, Reply)

shit that shit is the shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Hello you LOVELY Young man, you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, Reply)

i am desperately trying to get through the two books i am reading at the moment
so that i can start the kpax trilogy, trouble is one of the books i am reading is (still) moby dick and i am a slow reader :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I'm a fast fucking reader
and Moby Dick took me an age. Don't think I've ever read anything with more digression.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)

i've barely started.
i've already got to the gay love bit though. nice.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

^ this
I found it boring, and I almost never find books boring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I've got no idea of the plot
apart from Ahab being nuts and chasing the white whale.

I've not read the Magus, but I read a joke where the book-repair people took all the parts out for cleaning, forgot what order they went in and decided it didn't matter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, Reply)

you could abandon Moby Dick
if you're not enjoying it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

but i am enjoying it!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, Reply)

or you could start K-Pax as well
and leave Moby Dick in your bag/backpack and read it when you have time to spare in queues and things. Might take a year but it would keep you interested
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:12, Reply)

it is too big to carry around really.
i mostly read it while doing a poo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:22, Reply)

That's all good =D I really think you'll get a lot out of that book in so many ways, I deffo did.
The book can wait till you're ready.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, Reply)

it's like a little forgotten
corner of b3ta - a little oasis of niceness in a sea of kittens and wanking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)