My hair looks nice today which is always a good omen.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My mum actually said my hair was "unsettling"
I'm quite proud of this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

That would be a hell of compliment coming from my Mum
When describing my hair she usually just goes for "messy"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

She actually looked like she was going to cry, and is begging me to change it
I WIN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Now's the time to use your hair as leverage
I assume you've always wanted a pony
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

pony horse's cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Never wanted a pony
In fact the one thing I'm trying to persuade them to do is going to put me in massive debt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You either want to do a PhD and need funding
Or are entering into a pyrmaid scheme
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Neither :)
I'm only a first year (ACTUALLY NOOOOO SECOND YEAR NOW I THINK ARSE WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO) so thinking about PhDdom is a long way in the future
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Sex change?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No one will get it. It's at odds with my Jewish Nature

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

You still have to tell us though
/on tenterhooks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

A Tattoo
of a bacon sandwich?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Hahaha
told my mum about intending to get my tattoo. She was still a bit in shock over what the doctor had said to her and the fact that we'd just had a massive argument.

I need to wait until I've got my job. I'm going to pay for it with money I've earned :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Is that the massive debt/against Jewish Nature thing?
I've heard it's kinda frowned upon to get tattoos, something about not being able to be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

No
The debt's much bigger than how much it'd cost to get a tattoo.

I'm not actually a Jew. I would have been if it were not for quirks of gender, but I was brought up a Roman Catholic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I was brought up Anglican
But I have a Jewish nose. Don't have the good money-sense though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Hahaha
I have excellent yidstincts
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Quirks of gender?
"If it's a girl we're raising it catholic, but if it's a boy, that foreskin's coming right off - I'm not letting any of those priests near him..."?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

No, my grandfather was male
If he was female, my dad would have been a Jew.
and the same goes for him in regards me.

Madness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Can you not just claim it's part of your quest to achieve genuine bioluminescence?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I told them about my fear of my fridge
I've had it used against me 3 times today already :/

Revenge is needed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

What's wrong with your fridge?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Nothing
I'm just afraid of it
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

This is irrational

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I have the same problem with spiders
At least your fridge can't move by itself!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I had to flush a spider down the bath last nighr
I apologised to it as I did it.

I just don't want to touch it. The worst thing is when you see one, look away and IT'S GONE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

MURDERER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It did take me a long time to grow enough backbone to do the glass/card thing
My father has no qualms about picking them up in his hand and casually tossing them out of a window. But then he is a biologist. And I am a bit of a wuss.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

BUT THEY'LL COME BACK, MAN.
Yellow pages from ten feet, it's the safest way.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

"Never more will he crawl 'round,
He's embedded in the ground...

BOOOOORIS THE SPIDER..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Argh WASPS
My dad does the glass and card trick with them. He sometimes does the wrap-in-kitchen-towel-and-crush one but I hate feeling their bodies between my fingers. I just set my cat on them.

Said creature is curled up on a cushion on my window seat, paw over his nose, looking very peaceful. I'm struggling to write a decent cover letter.
I wish I were a cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I can actually rationalise it. But I'm still afraid of it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Why? I must know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

The fridge can be expressed as the quotient of two integers, but can still be terrifying.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)