anyone want some knitted items?
just in time for summer? Someone close to me is selling stuff on etsy. Or, more accurately, not selling stuff on etsy. She keeps putting out heartfelt pleas for us to buy from her. I'm getting one of the items for sale as a wedding present, so have no desire to buy any others, but if anyobody wants a thick felted cushion/scarf/blanket or the like, see her site here www.etsy.com/shop/victorialogan

alt question: are you even remotely interested in football and this world cup thingy? if so, could you explain to me why it's so important and worth getting frenetically excited about and taking time off work for?
( ascorbate, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:47, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That link doesn't work,
oh it's because there's a full stop.
I don't know why I'm bothering, I'm not going to buy anything.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

ah
thanks! edited accordingly
( ascorbate, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

People like sport, people have feelings of national pride
put the two together and you have your answer.

Can your friend knit me a Mac?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I'm Scottish
and possibly, it would most likely work just as well as the real thing. /pissed off apple user rant
( ascorbate, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Ah, well quite possibly, however wearing laptop as a anti-rain device might not be brilliant!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

the one I've got
would probably be more effective as a rain repellent than it's supposed function as a laptop.
( ascorbate, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

What is it, and what's wrong with it?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It's a Mac so it keeps leaking Job's jizz all over he lap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm trying to actually be useful for once
I'm also tired. Cock off.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Oh dear, a link
Mind out for Al, he'll explode in a cloud of impotent rage
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

what colour would that cloud be?
I'd be interested to see it!
( ascorbate, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Streaky white

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Brown.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Rainbow

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Up above the tress and mountains...
*hums because he doesn't know the rest of the words*

....la, la, la la, RAINBOW
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Seeing as he's at Download,
I imagine it would look like a mix of cider and mud.

I hope Applebite's tits survive the blast.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

As do I.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I like breasts

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I like Applebite.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I like biting apples
apples breasts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Not too hard
I've been on the receiving end of a bite that was a little too hard. Eeep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I like to bite 'em off
and glue them to old copies of the Beano.

I spend hours fwapping over pictures of Minnie the Minx that I've stuck nipples on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I hear she has breasts
So I imagine I would also like her as a bearer of breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I can't remember what her breasts are like
but I'd imagine they were perky and well-shaped.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Good, gooood
*rubs hands in perverted anticipation*

*anticipates flagrantly obvious strikethrough*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Pity you won't see them in all their fleshy glory :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

If you knit me a CDC
I promise not to wear it in public
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm stupidly excited about the World Cup
am sat at my desk trying to watch the live feed on the BBC website without getting bollocked. However, I appreciate that for non-football fans - apparently they exist and are allowed to mingle with us "normals" nowadays - the whole palaver must be somewhat bewildering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You're right
The ballroom dancing bumder is the normal one here, not the ones that don't care about 22 men chasing a ball. IT'S OVER THERE!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

The way to look at this is
that whilst I cop all manner of bumder-related abuse for my Ballroom hobby, all those of you who don't like football are automatically less manly than me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

can't fucking wait
only 20 plus minutes to go till KO!!

Unfortunately I'll be stuck with BBC live text though. Time to get the snaks ready I think
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)