haha
I've probably popped up in yours at some point. But I don't want to frighten random people by adding them!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:35, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Since you're all talking about Facebook
this is what happens to Teddy Bears girls buy for their boyfriends three years before dumping them by text.

and if anybody is thinking about adding me, don't. Unless I know you, you can fuck off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I can't imagine why she would want to dump you from a distance.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

maybe she forgot that teddy bears are gifts for girls

(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Wow, you have some serious issues

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

It's the look in his eyes
as I screwdrivered them out that pleases me most
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I was referring to you
Tucking your jumper into your chinos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Haha!
My jumper is not tucked in, and they're not chinos!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I love this!

It must have been belly overhang, it was around christmas, the top was a present (I think from Primark), but the non-chinos are from M&S actually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

To be honest
I'm no authority on trousers, or the stitching thereof.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Don't put yourself down
I was enjoying your witty banter.

Although, how somebody who tries so hard to be 'different' with his wacky hairstyles and ridiculous piercings has any right to judge anyone is rather escaping me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I do try hard, being this unique isn't easy, y'know?
Some days I think about packing it all in, tucking my safe, non-descript jumper into some comfortable beige M&S slacks, and just fading into the background noise of it all.

Maybe one day I will.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

We can all hope, Lab
Who knows, maybe someday people will stop pointing and laughing at you in the street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

EL DIABLO!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

They do that a lot
And the open-mouthed stares, like I somehow can't see them gawping at me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I read this in the style of Rorschach

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You've made me feel awesome
He's a hero to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Only thing to do is add on "Possibly homosexual, must investigate further" at the bottom of that picture

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

But I really don't want to investigate further.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Jeez and I thought I was twisted.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I've kept his heart in my bed
that little guy still means something to me, but I've got the rest of his parts in a cupboard somewhere, ready to burn somewhere safe some day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Maybe that's what I need to do.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's very cathartic
I did it months ago and it made me feel much better.

I kept the important stuff, but I've always hated that bear. I'm 28 for fuck's sake
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'll rip a photo up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

burn the pieces afterwards
it's more satisfying that way
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Will do.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Hahah.
I'd meant to ask if the reason you've reappeared is to do with you getting dumped again.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

dumped again?
When was I dumped before?

I broke up with the ex a few weeks after I left this place, aaaages ago
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Was your last breakdown on here not the result of a dumping?
My mistake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'd have thought you were aware that we are already friends on facebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I am
which is why you're not mentioned as a recommended friend :p
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

was your above comment not directed at me?
I'm confused
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

no
it was a wrong reply, and directed at BGB :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

that explains it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Well if Facebook thinks I'm good enough then you should add me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

if I can find you again
I shall
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Name gazzed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I can't write on your wall
sad times :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It's non of my doing.
Try again later.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)