I cycle 2 or 3 times a week
And I'm on week 2 of the 100 press up challenge.
My metabolism is slower than a harpooned turtle, and I really want to lose the spare tire :/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Facebook keeps telling me how many press-ups you've done.
I think that's completely gay but I'd be kidding myself if I wasn't jealous.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah, it posts it as my status after every day done
It helps give me a bit of an incentive to carry on though, even though it's feckin' hard!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Could I please have the exact details of this 100 press up challenge?
I might 'ave a crack
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

it's not bad
www.hundredpushups.com/

although I got to week 3 or 4 (I forgot which) and couldn't get any further, and after a while I stopped.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'm only on week 2
But I can manage it with only minor swearing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

week 3 is noticably harder from what I recall
mind you, I'm noticeably fitter than when I tried it before so might try again

or have a go at 100 sit-ups
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

The app I have is for 200 situps
And I think I'll start that this week. Tonight in fact.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I tried something similar a few years back
It took me a month to get to two hundred. It's worth it for the feeling of satisfaction, but once you get there you're a bit stumped for what to do next.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

201 is usually how these things work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I can do 100 situps
*smugs*

my abs are like a cheesegrater. Ok that's not true. But the first bit is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I can do 100 situps too
I have no idea what my abs are like yet, but am aiming to find out by the end of the year

I'm not suggesting for a minute that my stomach is as impressive as Kitty's, just pointing out that reaching this stage won't necessarily make one sexy. I was gutted when I found that out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I started it again at the weekend.
Now my moobs hurt.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Oh.
You bastard, I clicked this expecting a sexy lingerie website!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Right, I'm giving that a go
Apologies to all B3tans (Hi Noel!) who are about to be told how many pushups I'm doing via Facebook
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Here's a radical idea...
You could give a try and then not post anything about it on Facebook.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I think it does it automatically so all your friends have no doubts as to your masculinity.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Another reason I'm not on Facebook
*flicks slightly feminine hair in a slightly feminine fashion*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Not really a concern to you whether or not I post it then, is it dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Indeed it isn't, ducky.
My concern was for everybody else, like the selfless little soul that I am.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Ducky and Crowsephine
We could fight avian crime!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Are there
many feathered criminals in Norfolk?
(berk, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

It always freaks me out when people remember stuff about me, like where I live
Having collected myself, I shall simply say "Yes" while I make up something funnier
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

they're called children berk

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

My nephew was born in Norfolk
I challenge you to a duel *flings glove at Amberl, runs away*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

convey my condolences to his mother

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

God you're so posh
And I shall, thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I say, a 6-fingered glove...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm not FROM Norfolk
but I will concede regulation knitwear is difficult to come by in these parts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I can't do press ups
I've never known how to do them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

A friend of mine can't do them
It's not because she's weak, or unhealthy - she runs half-marathons - she just has funny-shaped elbows.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I can't keep my knees straight
they keep bending all the time, so I look ridiculous.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I struggle a bit with my wrists
they really start to hurt after a few minutes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I can do 10
but only when counting in Korean
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)