I generally swim at least once a week
and walk from place to place to some extent.

I surf whenever I can though, so some weekends I might have three 3 hour sessions, and surfing is more of a full body workout than anything else I've ever done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I want to say BUFF again
but I'm starting to feel like a bit of a bender.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Don't worry, he's not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

And here he is!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

he's right though
I'm not. shoulders are getting that way, but I've still got something of a belly. slimmer than when we met in cornwall though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Likewise, massively likewise :)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

*high fives*
we should have some kind of montage to celebrate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Getting gayer...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

is it national
camp day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

nothing gay about a montage
unless it's a montage of gay sex I suppose
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

The montages in Rocky 3 and 4 were pretty gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

they seem that way to you because they have men in
and you are gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Seriously mate, have you SEEN Rocky 3?
It's a top film but the bits where he's running on the beach with Apollo are gayer than your hat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

it is among the list of films that everyone has seen apart from me
this list includes: all rocky films, all rambo films, all godfather films.

I know, I need to watch them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Lose 100 Man Points
Failure to watch these films will see you inherit the Title of B3ta's Biggest Bumder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

to be fair
the Rambo and Rocky films are shit, as is the third Godfather
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Tsk
I'll give you Godfather Part III, Rocky 5 and Rambo 3. Otherwise you are wrong, although I'll concede that Rocky 3 and 4 and Rambo: First Blood Part II total boy films.

Everyone should like Rocky and Rocky 2 though. And First Blood. That's like, the law, or something
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

But they're all so rubbish
though I do like the song Eye of the Tiger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I have nothing more to say on the matter
*flounces off, masculinely*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

that's because
you haven't yet watched Jensen Ackles air guitairing to Eye of the Tiger on Supernatural
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Which series?
You know, just out of interest...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Season three I think
can't be sure. Sounds about right though

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyMtYoSkC0 and apparantly it's season 4
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Link won't work here
Will obviously look when I get home though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I bet you will
feel free not to give us an update on how that goes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Regretting giving me your mobile number now, aren't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

i have seen
of all of those, part of a rocky, random parts of various rambo films, and the first 2 Godfathers (I have the trilogy, but haven't watched the third yet)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

"Gayer than your hat" is a fine turn of phrase.
I am aware that you are referring to specific hat, but still.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

my hat isn't gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It looks gay on top of your head
Choose whether you'd rather have a gay hat or a head that makes hats look gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

how do you feel about having the latter?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

8 out of 10 psychiatrists will tell you that acceptance is healthier than denial
So, returning to the original theme of the thread, I'm healthier than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I can live with that
years of being a fat bastard have allowed me to come to terms with being less healthy than others.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

So you're in denial about the gay hat
Tell you what, I'll bring my preposterously gay stetson-type hat to Sonisphere as well and we'll see whose is more bumderish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

sounds like a plan
Amberl must be so excited to meet the pair of us!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Not as excited as I am to meet the pair of her
Sorry Amberl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I will have heard all the jokes
that you two can muster before, you realise?

Though on that subject, a gay man turned to me last night and commented on them with the phrase 'what a fantastic pair of jugs' and tried to stamp the club stamp on them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Nice
Vipros, how about a bet - we both try to get through the whole weekend without referring to Amberl's boobs. First to slip buys the other a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'm going to be with my mrs
which means I have greater incentive. plus, I can control what spills out of my mouth. generally.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Obvious (but multiple-choice) strikethrough ahoy
mouth
a) Penis
b) Anus
c) Girlfriend

Good point. If you slip up you'll have more important things to do than buy me a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Cheers
Yep, using that again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)