Metabolism?
What's that. I've come to the conclusion that I aint going to get any thinner and I will try to love my body the way it is.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hahahahahahaha
Like that's ever going to happen.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

i think that's a law of being female
we spend most of our lives hating our bodies. I hear even thin people do that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I know.
It's been a weight hanging around my neck since puberty.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

same here
although I started early - there's a class photo from when I was about 7. The photographer put me in the middle to balance out the picture, I think. I'm about twice the size of the other kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It doesn't help being tall and built like a brick shithouse.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I may have mentioned this before, but I love tall women
This is why I steadfastly refuse to put on a stone. I'll be irre-fucking-sistible to you. Honest.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yes but I can resist men who are already taken.
I'm good like that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

How about an extra stone and a half?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

You could be the spit of Jeff Bridges and I'll decline.
I haz morals, not many but a few important ones.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Good for you
What's that like?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Hard work.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Ballroom's hard work too
That's why I haven't got any morals
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

They do
And it's fucking annoying. As someone who's never been in remotely good physical condition, to be told "I wish I could lose some weight off my (palpably beautiful) legs" makes me want to rip hair from every available orifice and make it into a hat

Tsk. Women, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I will amend that to
'bloody thin people!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Ah, but I'm allowed to slap thin men

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

+playfully, on their arses
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

oooo yeah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Do you actually have a thing for thin men
or a thing for imagining me with thin men?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

now it's both

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

*gasps*
I feel mentally defiled by your imaginary perversity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

there's nothing like online imaginary sullying
oh yeah
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I didn't mean it
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

you will need:
1: Imaginary goat
2: Lube
3: A fish slice
4: 100m of yarn (blue)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Dang
Has anyone got any blue yarn? Or some blue wool dye?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

+ on the arse,
and then they giggle and run off but they look back over their shoulder and the look in their eyes is all "chase me, chase me!" and then when I catch them we have a bit of a wrestle and they inevitably gasp "there's some butter in the fridge" and then it's all happened again and I feel dirty but I just can't stop.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

man! I'm supposed to be marking
how am I meant to concentrate with this going on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You'd better not be my Mum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

no
but you do have something round your mouth

*licks hanky*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Finally!
Someone on B3ta who is a) as much of an encorragable flirt as I am and b) not repulsed by my very existance and/or face!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)